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Friday, December 31, 2010
....But A Year-End Compilation Nonetheless. (Hey, I never said I was an arbiter of taste.)
....But A Year-End Compilation Nonetheless. (Hey, I never said I was an arbiter of taste.)
First, we have to open it....
Now, we can enjoy it!
First, we have to open it....
Now, we can enjoy it!
MercuryNews.com
Three men arrested after a crying goat is found tied in car trunk
It started off as a traffic stop. And it ended with three men being booked on charges of being cruel to a thirsty, hogtied goat. Morgan Hill special operations Cmdr. Joe Sampson said the charges -- which also included driving under the influence and possession of methamphetamine -- stem from a Christmas Eve bust on Monterey Road near San Pedro Avenue. Sampson said officers on Friday spotted a car swerving, and pulled it over. They found that the driver didn't have a license, and they smelled alcohol inside the car, police said. Not only did the officer find three open beer cans, as well as plastic bags filled with what he suspected was crystal methamphetamine, but he also heard crying, or rather, bleating, coming from inside the car trunk. "Lo and behold, there's a goat tied up in there," Sampson said. "We think they were going to eat it." Police called animal control officers, who found the goat severely dehydrated. "They gave it some water and it drank a gallon," Sampson said. The driver, Ciro Paredes, 40, of Morgan Hill, was arrested on charges of not having a driver's license, DUI and animal cruelty. Passengers Julio Perez, 27, and Ricardo Melgar, 19, were also arrested for animal cruelty, and Perez was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. All three men were booked into Santa Clara County Jail.
Let me get this straight:
Drunk driving. No license. Booze in the car. Bag of meth. And the goat gets the headline? Are you shittin' me?
MercuryNews.com
Three men arrested after a crying goat is found tied in car trunk
It started off as a traffic stop. And it ended with three men being booked on charges of being cruel to a thirsty, hogtied goat. Morgan Hill special operations Cmdr. Joe Sampson said the charges -- which also included driving under the influence and possession of methamphetamine -- stem from a Christmas Eve bust on Monterey Road near San Pedro Avenue. Sampson said officers on Friday spotted a car swerving, and pulled it over. They found that the driver didn't have a license, and they smelled alcohol inside the car, police said. Not only did the officer find three open beer cans, as well as plastic bags filled with what he suspected was crystal methamphetamine, but he also heard crying, or rather, bleating, coming from inside the car trunk. "Lo and behold, there's a goat tied up in there," Sampson said. "We think they were going to eat it." Police called animal control officers, who found the goat severely dehydrated. "They gave it some water and it drank a gallon," Sampson said. The driver, Ciro Paredes, 40, of Morgan Hill, was arrested on charges of not having a driver's license, DUI and animal cruelty. Passengers Julio Perez, 27, and Ricardo Melgar, 19, were also arrested for animal cruelty, and Perez was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. All three men were booked into Santa Clara County Jail.
Let me get this straight:
Drunk driving. No license. Booze in the car. Bag of meth. And the goat gets the headline? Are you shittin' me?
Swordfight (BTW Thanks Mom And Dad For Not Naming Me Richard)
0 comments Posted by madich at 3:57 AMSwordfight (BTW Thanks Mom And Dad For Not Naming Me Richard)
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
The Distress Watcher has a list of 8 Top Miscasting in Movies. And, I agree with him for the most part. I wanted to mention a few from his list.
Arnold as Mr. Freeze: Yeah, this makes the movie even worst, and Patrick Stewart should have played the role. Instead, we get Arnold playing a supposedly intelligent scientist. I think not, Joel.
Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka: I have to disagree. I like the more mean-spirited Wonka. I’m not a Tim Burton fan, but I think he got this one right.
Colin Farrell as Alexander: Couldn’t agree more. Except Oliver Stone’s movie was doomed no matter who was in charge of the role. The movie was bloated and poorly constructed. Just like many of Stone’s recent movies. Stone made to the decision to cast Farrell and paid the price. Stone needs to retire.
Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble: Rosie really got the voice down and sounded just like her, but the weight thing was major problem. Betty was very skinny, and then you have Rosie. To be fair, the current state Rosie is in today, she would have never gotten the part.
Mother of the year?
Did she just pull a Chris Brown?
Again, MTV brings the worst of society to the forefront. Luckily, I’ve never heard of Amber Portwood until this incident, and I hope never see her again. But, damn she puts a beating on Stay-Puff guy aka Gary Shirley. Why is there a reality show devoted to teenage dropouts getting knocked up and hitting people? Then again, we are getting another season of Kirstie Alley’s reality show on another network…
Amber just seems like an unhappy person. Every picture I see of her on Google Image has her frowning. I’m sure Mr. Shirley isn’t happy being with her; hell he’s probably lucky to have one girl interested in him at all. And, that’s probably the reason why he continues to have a speaking relationship with her. But, that doesn’t mean he should take that abuse. I’d take custody of the child and not have anymore contact with her.
I feel sorry for the child. For one, she has to be on that stupid reality show. Two, her parents are these two fools. Every child born to stupid people like this has to work harder not repeat the same mistakes as the f’up parents. And, she has all this to look forward to when they rebroadcast these episodes on the Holodeck in 15 years. Enjoy…
Can we raise awareness through NOT getting pregnant? Does anyone not use birth control?
Yes, ladies, this guy IS single now. There’s a lot to go around.
It looks like his girlfriend isn't only one "with child"...
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One big happy family
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Reporter takes down cameraman
Remember Rule 24, everything is all right because she’s hot. I am sure the camera guy was pissed, but realized he’s hanging around a hot news reporter. Is she the Spanish April O’Neil?
Could This Be Mr. GloZell?
Could This Be Mr. GloZell?
First, we have to open it....
....Now, we can enjoy it!
First, we have to open it....
....Now, we can enjoy it!
Selma Hayek On Vacay In St. Bart's - Where You Going For The Holidays?
0 comments Posted by madich at 9:58 AM
Selma Hayek On Vacay In St. Bart's - Where You Going For The Holidays?
0 comments Posted by madich at 9:58 AM
Orlando Sentinel
PARKLAND, Florida — A South Florida doctor has died after authorities say she was accidentally strangled by an electronic neck massager on Christmas Eve. Kenneth Gegerson called 911 after finding his wife's body on the bedroom floor next to the neck massager. Paramedics pronounced 37-year-old Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson dead at the scene. Authorities believe her necklace got caught in the massager and it quickly tightened around her neck. According to Broward Sheriff's authorities, Ferrari-Gegerson spent the evening wrapping gifts and getting ready for work while using the massager to relieve neck pain.
At least her neck isn't sore anymore....
Orlando Sentinel
PARKLAND, Florida — A South Florida doctor has died after authorities say she was accidentally strangled by an electronic neck massager on Christmas Eve. Kenneth Gegerson called 911 after finding his wife's body on the bedroom floor next to the neck massager. Paramedics pronounced 37-year-old Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson dead at the scene. Authorities believe her necklace got caught in the massager and it quickly tightened around her neck. According to Broward Sheriff's authorities, Ferrari-Gegerson spent the evening wrapping gifts and getting ready for work while using the massager to relieve neck pain.
At least her neck isn't sore anymore....
HEBRON, Md.- A 22-year-old woman is behind bars after police say she took off all of her clothing and sexually harassed customers and employees inside the Royal Farms convenience store in Hebron.
Jennifer Marie Riegler, of Accomac, Va., is charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbance of the peace, theft less than $100, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property valued less than $500 and six counts of second-degree assault. The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office says Riegler's arrest stemmed from an incident alleged to have occurred shortly before 9 a.m., Dec. 18, at the Royal Farms located on the 7900 block of Royalty Way. According to police interviews with store employees, Riegler walked inside the store, removed all of her clothing and strolled naked around the store. Police say she then made sexually suggestive comments to both customers and employees and engaged in sexually suggestive behavior prior to lying on the floor in front of the donut rack. Store employees assisted Riegler with getting dressed and she waited in the parking lot for deputies to arrive. When deputies arrived on the scene, they discovered that Riegler was eating fruit taken from inside the store that she had not purchased. Based on what the store employees reported to the deputies, Riegler was placed under arrest. Police say that when deputies attempted to place Riegler in a patrol car, she kicked one of them in the groin and another in the hand. Riegler was subdued and placed into additional restraints. Riegler was transported to Peninsula Regional Hospital in Salisbury and a warrant was obtained charging her with the aforementioned offenses. She was taken into custody on Dec. 23 and locked up in the Wicomico County Detention Center in lieu of $25,000 bond.
It would appear she was looking for a slurpee....
It would appear she was looking for a slurpee....
HEBRON, Md.- A 22-year-old woman is behind bars after police say she took off all of her clothing and sexually harassed customers and employees inside the Royal Farms convenience store in Hebron.
Jennifer Marie Riegler, of Accomac, Va., is charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbance of the peace, theft less than $100, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property valued less than $500 and six counts of second-degree assault. The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office says Riegler's arrest stemmed from an incident alleged to have occurred shortly before 9 a.m., Dec. 18, at the Royal Farms located on the 7900 block of Royalty Way. According to police interviews with store employees, Riegler walked inside the store, removed all of her clothing and strolled naked around the store. Police say she then made sexually suggestive comments to both customers and employees and engaged in sexually suggestive behavior prior to lying on the floor in front of the donut rack. Store employees assisted Riegler with getting dressed and she waited in the parking lot for deputies to arrive. When deputies arrived on the scene, they discovered that Riegler was eating fruit taken from inside the store that she had not purchased. Based on what the store employees reported to the deputies, Riegler was placed under arrest. Police say that when deputies attempted to place Riegler in a patrol car, she kicked one of them in the groin and another in the hand. Riegler was subdued and placed into additional restraints. Riegler was transported to Peninsula Regional Hospital in Salisbury and a warrant was obtained charging her with the aforementioned offenses. She was taken into custody on Dec. 23 and locked up in the Wicomico County Detention Center in lieu of $25,000 bond.
It would appear she was looking for a slurpee....
It would appear she was looking for a slurpee....
Not really a fight, just Kobe actin' the punk like he always does. C'mon, Kobe, take a lesson from these chicks and fight like a girl!
Not really a fight, just Kobe actin' the punk like he always does. C'mon, Kobe, take a lesson from these chicks and fight like a girl!
Not much to get up for this weekend. After watching KG get hurt in the Celtics game last night, about the only thing worth caring about is that the Pats make it through this little scrimmage healthy. But I need something to get me juiced. Something to care about. Wait, I know - this can be Brian Hoyer weekend!
"Brian, Brian, he's our man...." Aw, fuck it, I just can't get pumped and jacked....
Not much to get up for this weekend. After watching KG get hurt in the Celtics game last night, about the only thing worth caring about is that the Pats make it through this little scrimmage healthy. But I need something to get me juiced. Something to care about. Wait, I know - this can be Brian Hoyer weekend!
"Brian, Brian, he's our man...." Aw, fuck it, I just can't get pumped and jacked....
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