Miorry Nobitto

Better Off Dead

Because of the extremely fascinating discussion of this film over at Lee and Dan's Midnight Movie Club podcast (with guest star MC), I decided to pick this movie up at the rental store. I was surprised it was even on the shelf. But, there it was.

Make sure you listen to the in-depth discussion about the film before you get into this review. I wouldn’t have picked this movie up if it weren’t for the podcast. I vaguely remember seeing bits and pieces of it on cable, but I never got through the movie. So, what are main thoughts on the movie?

Man, what a strange movie!

-This feels like Savage Steve Holland’s take on a John Hughes, except flipped sideways.

-Singing and dancing animated hamburgers: You ether turn the movie off at this point or keep going. The animated hamburgers remind me of Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.

-The Asian drag racers: I wasn’t really a fan of these scenes, but I did like the payoff at the end. By the way, how did Lane Meyer crash into the back of that fat dude’s ride without him seeing it before? He was at a stoplight.

-Is it real?: It was a little frustrating to not know what exactly was real and what was fake. The humor goes from the ridiculous to a teen comedy. I’m not sure they both work well here. Strangely enough, Better Off Dead and Hot Tub Time Machine share these traits.

-Curtis Armstrong is underused, but he does fit the bill for the “wacky friend” ™.

-Monique Junot is cute. She plays the sweet girl with heart of gold.

-Two Dollars!: Every scene with the newspaper boy was brilliant. The director filmed the scenes like horror movies. The best newsboy scene is the one in the park with the huge gang of paperboys chasing him. “I want my two dollars.” Supposedly, someone yells “two dollars” at John Cusack in Hot Tub Time Machine. I didn’t hear it.

-Steven Williams plays the Tree Trimmer in one scene. I love this line, ((Tree Trimmer: [to fellow tree trimmer] Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.))

-The hanging suicide bit was very dark.

-A space shuttle, really?

Overall, I can’t say I’m 100% sold on the movie, but there are some things to really like about the movie. I’m glad I listened to podcast and gave this movie a try.

Grade: C+

Better Off Dead

Because of the extremely fascinating discussion of this film over at Lee and Dan's Midnight Movie Club podcast (with guest star MC), I decided to pick this movie up at the rental store. I was surprised it was even on the shelf. But, there it was.

Make sure you listen to the in-depth discussion about the film before you get into this review. I wouldn’t have picked this movie up if it weren’t for the podcast. I vaguely remember seeing bits and pieces of it on cable, but I never got through the movie. So, what are main thoughts on the movie?

Man, what a strange movie!

-This feels like Savage Steve Holland’s take on a John Hughes, except flipped sideways.

-Singing and dancing animated hamburgers: You ether turn the movie off at this point or keep going. The animated hamburgers remind me of Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.

-The Asian drag racers: I wasn’t really a fan of these scenes, but I did like the payoff at the end. By the way, how did Lane Meyer crash into the back of that fat dude’s ride without him seeing it before? He was at a stoplight.

-Is it real?: It was a little frustrating to not know what exactly was real and what was fake. The humor goes from the ridiculous to a teen comedy. I’m not sure they both work well here. Strangely enough, Better Off Dead and Hot Tub Time Machine share these traits.

-Curtis Armstrong is underused, but he does fit the bill for the “wacky friend” ™.

-Monique Junot is cute. She plays the sweet girl with heart of gold.

-Two Dollars!: Every scene with the newspaper boy was brilliant. The director filmed the scenes like horror movies. The best newsboy scene is the one in the park with the huge gang of paperboys chasing him. “I want my two dollars.” Supposedly, someone yells “two dollars” at John Cusack in Hot Tub Time Machine. I didn’t hear it.

-Steven Williams plays the Tree Trimmer in one scene. I love this line, ((Tree Trimmer: [to fellow tree trimmer] Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.))

-The hanging suicide bit was very dark.

-A space shuttle, really?

Overall, I can’t say I’m 100% sold on the movie, but there are some things to really like about the movie. I’m glad I listened to podcast and gave this movie a try.

Grade: C+

Lil Wayne takes on Ventrilo Harassment

You banned the wrong person…

Howard Stern on VH

Mortal Kombat!!!

Lil Wayne takes on Ventrilo Harassment

You banned the wrong person…

Howard Stern on VH

Mortal Kombat!!!

"Failed"

Ricky Martin comes out.

Newsflash, Ricky Martin is gay. Uh, was anyone shocked by this reveal? Did no one know he was in the closet? The whole just says, “Duh, like we already knew that, buddy.”

It always felt like one of those “I’ll deny it, but we know I’m gay” situations. Numerous times in the past, he would make strange long-winded answers to the rumors that he was gay. Like this one, (("I am a modern man, live a full life, do not feel any barriers inside myself. I perceive the contemporary world as an open forum, where nothing is taboo except criminal activity. If I were gay, why not admit it?...I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man."))

I’m not even sure what the he just said there.

Just watch one of his music videos

I actually I have no problem with him being gay. I have a problem with him coming out now because his music career isn’t exactly “Livin' La Vida Loca” these days. It’s much safer for him to come out today after the “Latin Lover” phase of his career is over. So, there were probably a few of his fans in the dark so to speak. I guess this will add another 15 minutes to his fame.

I find it more offensive that people found his music appeal gay or straight.

"Failed"

Ricky Martin comes out.

Newsflash, Ricky Martin is gay. Uh, was anyone shocked by this reveal? Did no one know he was in the closet? The whole just says, “Duh, like we already knew that, buddy.”

It always felt like one of those “I’ll deny it, but we know I’m gay” situations. Numerous times in the past, he would make strange long-winded answers to the rumors that he was gay. Like this one, (("I am a modern man, live a full life, do not feel any barriers inside myself. I perceive the contemporary world as an open forum, where nothing is taboo except criminal activity. If I were gay, why not admit it?...I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man."))

I’m not even sure what the he just said there.

Just watch one of his music videos

I actually I have no problem with him being gay. I have a problem with him coming out now because his music career isn’t exactly “Livin' La Vida Loca” these days. It’s much safer for him to come out today after the “Latin Lover” phase of his career is over. So, there were probably a few of his fans in the dark so to speak. I guess this will add another 15 minutes to his fame.

I find it more offensive that people found his music appeal gay or straight.

Tom Cruise takes over Ventrilo with amazing results

This is probably Tom Cruise's best performance in years. This video is part of a series of videos called Ventrilo Harassment.

Tom Cruise takes over Ventrilo with amazing results

This is probably Tom Cruise's best performance in years. This video is part of a series of videos called Ventrilo Harassment.

Screenwriter Apologizes for Battlefield Earth!

JD Shapiro says he ended up getting roped in because he thought he’d meet chicks. But, he got a lot more, like getting pitched the Scientology religion and getting the job to write Battlefield Earth.

He got roped into this mess over a desire to get laid. It is a noble cause. But, getting involved with Scientology is like getting involved with the Visitors from the TV show “V”. That's right he put his career at risk by teaming up with these crazy people over sex.

Read on from the New York Post via Slash Film, ((Willy convinced me to go check it out. Touring the building, I didn’t find any eligible women at first, but I did meet Karen Hollander, president of the center, who said she was a fan of “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.” We ended up talking for over two hours. She told me why Scientology is so great. I told her that, when it comes to organized religion, anything a person does to reward, threaten and try to control people by using an unknown like the afterlife is dangerous. ))

Trying to pick up women at the Scientology Celebrity Center was probably not a good idea. Have you seen some of the female members? What you'll probably get is some moron trying to get you to try an E-meter. Breaking out the damn E-meter isn't exactly getting to first base.

Well, the writer fooled around with the Space Church for a bit before getting bored.

From the Huffington Post, ((I took a few courses, including the Purification Rundown, or Purif. You go to CC [Celebrity Center] every day, take vitamins and go in and out of a sauna so toxins are released from your body. You're supposed to reach an "End Point." I never did, but I was bored so I told them I had a vision of L. Ron. They said, "What did he say?" "Pull my finger," was my response. They said I was done. ))

Yeah, sitting in Purification Rooms and watching my hands turn purple isn't what I call fun.

Here’s where it gets even better.

((“A few days after I finished the script, a very excited Travolta called, told me he “loved it,” and wanted to have dinner,” Shapiro writes. “At dinner, John said again how much he loved the script and called it “The ‘Schindler’s List’ of sci-fi.”))

“The Schindler’s List of Sci-fi”, wow that just shows you how crazy Travolta is. But, this is the same actor that thought that Look Who's Talking Now was a great idea. From there, it went all down hill as he got notes back from Members of the church. These notes made the movie even more foolish than the source material it seems. (Did John Travolta ask for the cow-shooting scene?)

((In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!" If anything, I'm trying to figure out a way to bottle it and use it as birth control. I'll make a mint!))

It should also be noted that Battlefield Earth kind of destroyed his screenwriting career. He really only has two other credits under his name after BE. Telling someone you wrote Battlefield Earth will probably get you beat up.

I have to give this J.D. Shapiro fellow a lot of credit for coming forward and making the Space Church look like total idiots. Shapiro, be careful, because I'm sure they're thinking of “Fair Game” tactics to get back at you. (Then again they might be busy keeping a lid on the Organic Liaison connection.)

I'm still waiting for Battlefield Earth 2: Electric Xenu-aloo.

Barry Pepper: “Damn you, L. Ron Hubbard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Screenwriter Apologizes for Battlefield Earth!

JD Shapiro says he ended up getting roped in because he thought he’d meet chicks. But, he got a lot more, like getting pitched the Scientology religion and getting the job to write Battlefield Earth.

He got roped into this mess over a desire to get laid. It is a noble cause. But, getting involved with Scientology is like getting involved with the Visitors from the TV show “V”. That's right he put his career at risk by teaming up with these crazy people over sex.

Read on from the New York Post via Slash Film, ((Willy convinced me to go check it out. Touring the building, I didn’t find any eligible women at first, but I did meet Karen Hollander, president of the center, who said she was a fan of “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.” We ended up talking for over two hours. She told me why Scientology is so great. I told her that, when it comes to organized religion, anything a person does to reward, threaten and try to control people by using an unknown like the afterlife is dangerous. ))

Trying to pick up women at the Scientology Celebrity Center was probably not a good idea. Have you seen some of the female members? What you'll probably get is some moron trying to get you to try an E-meter. Breaking out the damn E-meter isn't exactly getting to first base.

Well, the writer fooled around with the Space Church for a bit before getting bored.

From the Huffington Post, ((I took a few courses, including the Purification Rundown, or Purif. You go to CC [Celebrity Center] every day, take vitamins and go in and out of a sauna so toxins are released from your body. You're supposed to reach an "End Point." I never did, but I was bored so I told them I had a vision of L. Ron. They said, "What did he say?" "Pull my finger," was my response. They said I was done. ))

Yeah, sitting in Purification Rooms and watching my hands turn purple isn't what I call fun.

Here’s where it gets even better.

((“A few days after I finished the script, a very excited Travolta called, told me he “loved it,” and wanted to have dinner,” Shapiro writes. “At dinner, John said again how much he loved the script and called it “The ‘Schindler’s List’ of sci-fi.”))

“The Schindler’s List of Sci-fi”, wow that just shows you how crazy Travolta is. But, this is the same actor that thought that Look Who's Talking Now was a great idea. From there, it went all down hill as he got notes back from Members of the church. These notes made the movie even more foolish than the source material it seems. (Did John Travolta ask for the cow-shooting scene?)

((In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!" If anything, I'm trying to figure out a way to bottle it and use it as birth control. I'll make a mint!))

It should also be noted that Battlefield Earth kind of destroyed his screenwriting career. He really only has two other credits under his name after BE. Telling someone you wrote Battlefield Earth will probably get you beat up.

I have to give this J.D. Shapiro fellow a lot of credit for coming forward and making the Space Church look like total idiots. Shapiro, be careful, because I'm sure they're thinking of “Fair Game” tactics to get back at you. (Then again they might be busy keeping a lid on the Organic Liaison connection.)

I'm still waiting for Battlefield Earth 2: Electric Xenu-aloo.

Barry Pepper: “Damn you, L. Ron Hubbard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Random Videos

~Angry Hockey Fan Attacks coach: Wow, I would probably watch hockey if this happened in every game. The guy attacking the coach has to be the dumbest guy on the planet. Uh, it’s only a damn game. It’s not like the coach took away your job or your house. Now, you get to spend time in jail over a hockey game. Enjoy that jail cell.

~Russian Singer: What in the hell? This is kind of like those Shreds Videos.

~The Story of Bottled Water: I really hate when people actually feel the need to buy bottled water. There seems to be this elitist attitude when people buy bottled water. I love the pretty nature pictures on the bottle making us believe the water comes directly from springs, brooks, and streams. Uh, just walk up to a random stream and try the water. See how fast you get sick.

~The most “gay” manly fight ever...: That's all I'm going to say. With pants that tight, I'm surprised he even was able to win the fight let alone Vogue.

~Chatroulette with a fake Lady Gaga: I'm scarred by this video.

Random Videos

~Angry Hockey Fan Attacks coach: Wow, I would probably watch hockey if this happened in every game. The guy attacking the coach has to be the dumbest guy on the planet. Uh, it’s only a damn game. It’s not like the coach took away your job or your house. Now, you get to spend time in jail over a hockey game. Enjoy that jail cell.

~Russian Singer: What in the hell? This is kind of like those Shreds Videos.

~The Story of Bottled Water: I really hate when people actually feel the need to buy bottled water. There seems to be this elitist attitude when people buy bottled water. I love the pretty nature pictures on the bottle making us believe the water comes directly from springs, brooks, and streams. Uh, just walk up to a random stream and try the water. See how fast you get sick.

~The most “gay” manly fight ever...: That's all I'm going to say. With pants that tight, I'm surprised he even was able to win the fight let alone Vogue.

~Chatroulette with a fake Lady Gaga: I'm scarred by this video.

Telephone “Dude version”

Man, too many dudes at the party. I can’t count how many times I’ve gone to parties where the dude percentage is 95 with single guys. This video reminds me of those “mostly dude” parties.

The only guy I recognize in the video is the Chocolate Rain guy.

Telephone “Dude version”

Man, too many dudes at the party. I can’t count how many times I’ve gone to parties where the dude percentage is 95 with single guys. This video reminds me of those “mostly dude” parties.

The only guy I recognize in the video is the Chocolate Rain guy.

Random thoughts

~This woman pretty much explains my frustration whenever someone says, “you don't act like a typical black person”. This is usually said by white people. I always come back with, “What exactly is acting black?” The fine black woman also talks about the Oreo name tag people give black people that talk with proper English. It angers me when someone says you don't act black because you don't do the negative stereotypical aspects of the black community.

~CB4: Man, this movie is very funny. I love how it lampoons the hip hop industry. Phil Hartman also stars in this movie too! Charles Q. Murphy also has a huge part in the movie. I think Khandi Alexander is extremely hot. While being total parody, some of the songs are actually pretty good. CB4 seems to be a cross between NWA and Public Enemy. Fear of a Black Planet is actually better.

~Showgirls: The Nostalgia Chick discusses this shitty movie. It is a really bad movie. Elizabeth Berkley’s career kind of went into the crapper after this movie. To be fair, she kind of went back to TV and found work again. "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (As foam dancer), "Law & Order: Criminal Intent", "The L Word", "CSI: Miami", and "Without a Trace".

~Kaleidoscope rant: Before Gameboy or X-box Live, kids used to have to go outside for their fun. One of the toys many of us 30 something folks owned was a Kaleidoscope. Some dumbass threw some colorful rocks into a damn tube with mirrors. So, now you have kids looking directly into the sun just to see these rocks move around. Does this seem healthy for your eyes? And, keep in mind we called this damn entertainment.

Sir David Brewster invented this thing by accident, which should tell you something, and he ended up not making any money over it because of some patent mistakes.

~“24” Will end: Well, it probably is time for the show to go. How much more can Jack Bauer go through. Eight seasons is probably enough anyway. I kind of stopped watching the show after the great Season 5. I did like the two-hour movie. I know some of the more hardcore fans will be sad to see it go.

Random thoughts

~This woman pretty much explains my frustration whenever someone says, “you don't act like a typical black person”. This is usually said by white people. I always come back with, “What exactly is acting black?” The fine black woman also talks about the Oreo name tag people give black people that talk with proper English. It angers me when someone says you don't act black because you don't do the negative stereotypical aspects of the black community.

~CB4: Man, this movie is very funny. I love how it lampoons the hip hop industry. Phil Hartman also stars in this movie too! Charles Q. Murphy also has a huge part in the movie. I think Khandi Alexander is extremely hot. While being total parody, some of the songs are actually pretty good. CB4 seems to be a cross between NWA and Public Enemy. Fear of a Black Planet is actually better.

~Showgirls: The Nostalgia Chick discusses this shitty movie. It is a really bad movie. Elizabeth Berkley’s career kind of went into the crapper after this movie. To be fair, she kind of went back to TV and found work again. "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (As foam dancer), "Law & Order: Criminal Intent", "The L Word", "CSI: Miami", and "Without a Trace".

~Kaleidoscope rant: Before Gameboy or X-box Live, kids used to have to go outside for their fun. One of the toys many of us 30 something folks owned was a Kaleidoscope. Some dumbass threw some colorful rocks into a damn tube with mirrors. So, now you have kids looking directly into the sun just to see these rocks move around. Does this seem healthy for your eyes? And, keep in mind we called this damn entertainment.

Sir David Brewster invented this thing by accident, which should tell you something, and he ended up not making any money over it because of some patent mistakes.

~“24” Will end: Well, it probably is time for the show to go. How much more can Jack Bauer go through. Eight seasons is probably enough anyway. I kind of stopped watching the show after the great Season 5. I did like the two-hour movie. I know some of the more hardcore fans will be sad to see it go.

Original Little Shop of Horror Ending with commentary

I did a post about this a while back, but here are all three parts of the original ending with commentary by Frank Oz. (Before it gets taken down)

I still him feeding a dead Audrey to the killer plant to be very creepy.

Actually, Frank Oz is a little wrong in the commentary. Even the “Mean Green Mother from Outer Space” number is edited differently and there are few more reaction shots.

Original Little Shop of Horror Ending with commentary

I did a post about this a while back, but here are all three parts of the original ending with commentary by Frank Oz. (Before it gets taken down)

I still him feeding a dead Audrey to the killer plant to be very creepy.

Actually, Frank Oz is a little wrong in the commentary. Even the “Mean Green Mother from Outer Space” number is edited differently and there are few more reaction shots.

Chloe Sevigny bashes her own show: Blows “Big Love” out of the water.

I guess there weren’t any brown bunnies for her to love…

I have never understood the attraction to the HBO show Big Love even at the beginning. HBO seems to really promote the hell out of this show, more so than the better-written show The Wire I might add. And, I can’t get into it.

I’ve seen Chloe in a few other things, and I have never been a fan of her work. But, I do find it interesting when actors or writers speak out about the direction a show or movie is going.

From USA Today, (("It was awful this season, as far as I'm concerned, she tells The AV Club. "I'm not allowed to say that! [Gasps.] It was very telenovela. I feel like it kind of got away from itself. The whole political campaign seemed to me very farfetched. I mean, I love the show, I love my character, I love the writing, but I felt like they were really pushing it this last season. And with nine episodes, I think they were just squishing too much in.))

You usually don’t get that type of honesty in Hollywood.

Side Note: It took Chloe many years to repair her career from the Brown Bunny.

Chloe Sevigny bashes her own show: Blows “Big Love” out of the water.

I guess there weren’t any brown bunnies for her to love…

I have never understood the attraction to the HBO show Big Love even at the beginning. HBO seems to really promote the hell out of this show, more so than the better-written show The Wire I might add. And, I can’t get into it.

I’ve seen Chloe in a few other things, and I have never been a fan of her work. But, I do find it interesting when actors or writers speak out about the direction a show or movie is going.

From USA Today, (("It was awful this season, as far as I'm concerned, she tells The AV Club. "I'm not allowed to say that! [Gasps.] It was very telenovela. I feel like it kind of got away from itself. The whole political campaign seemed to me very farfetched. I mean, I love the show, I love my character, I love the writing, but I felt like they were really pushing it this last season. And with nine episodes, I think they were just squishing too much in.))

You usually don’t get that type of honesty in Hollywood.

Side Note: It took Chloe many years to repair her career from the Brown Bunny.

Top Five Hate List

Well, there are certainly enough a-holes and d-bags to fill up an entire Top Ten List, but I decided to narrow it down to five this week.

5. Simon Monjack (Again): When he’s not starting up fake foundations or being accused of banging his dead wife’s mother (allegedly), he gives tours of the bathroom where Brittany Murphy collapsed. Uh, shouldn’t that be a bit of a private matter? It just seems creepy that he would let people take a tour of that location.

4 Kirstie Alley: For some reason, Alley is has bad vibes with Conan since he made fun of her weight. He’s a comedian, he makes fun of everyone not just you, Kirstie. She’s starting to brag that she has a TV show and Conan doesn’t. Uh, Conan is getting paid a lot of money to not be on The Tonight Show, you’re basically doing a paid-commercial for your stupid Organic diet. From Examiner, (("Really most of those people have been in some pickles themselves...And some people overdo it a little bit. I don’t want to say names...Conan O’Brien...and I don’t want to say the word karma, but he doesn’t have a show. I do!")) Wow, she is a bitter woman.

3 Paul Greengrass: I really don’t want him to be on this list, but I have no choice. If you’re going to throw away 100 million this is the fastest way to do it. Did anyone in his or her right mind think Green Zone was going to make any money? Pretty much every Gulf War II movie has bombed. Did he think this one would make a difference? Not even the Hurt Locker made that much money and it won the gold. People go to the movies to get away from shit, and not to be reminded how shitty life is. I may not agree with it, but it is the truth.

2 Gloria Allred: If there is a cheating famous person around, this woman will represent any home-wrecker/slut there out. Why is Allred defending these women? It’s not like they’re in legal trouble. They just knowingly had a relationship with a married man. If they were good people, they would have thought about Sandra Bullock’s feelings. Would a true feminist defend what these women did on their side of the affair? Let the story fade and let Sandra and D-Bag divorce in peace, Gloria. No one cares about slut number three or four.

1 Jesse James: Sorry, I’m not talking about the “American Outlaw”, but the dude that married Speed 2/Hope Floats (Sandra Bullock). Are you f’ing kidding me? You cheated on your wife with tattooed, zombie-fied, Nazi-ed super-slut Michelle McGee. Talk about aiming for low-hanging fruit.

Top Five Hate List

Well, there are certainly enough a-holes and d-bags to fill up an entire Top Ten List, but I decided to narrow it down to five this week.

5. Simon Monjack (Again): When he’s not starting up fake foundations or being accused of banging his dead wife’s mother (allegedly), he gives tours of the bathroom where Brittany Murphy collapsed. Uh, shouldn’t that be a bit of a private matter? It just seems creepy that he would let people take a tour of that location.

4 Kirstie Alley: For some reason, Alley is has bad vibes with Conan since he made fun of her weight. He’s a comedian, he makes fun of everyone not just you, Kirstie. She’s starting to brag that she has a TV show and Conan doesn’t. Uh, Conan is getting paid a lot of money to not be on The Tonight Show, you’re basically doing a paid-commercial for your stupid Organic diet. From Examiner, (("Really most of those people have been in some pickles themselves...And some people overdo it a little bit. I don’t want to say names...Conan O’Brien...and I don’t want to say the word karma, but he doesn’t have a show. I do!")) Wow, she is a bitter woman.

3 Paul Greengrass: I really don’t want him to be on this list, but I have no choice. If you’re going to throw away 100 million this is the fastest way to do it. Did anyone in his or her right mind think Green Zone was going to make any money? Pretty much every Gulf War II movie has bombed. Did he think this one would make a difference? Not even the Hurt Locker made that much money and it won the gold. People go to the movies to get away from shit, and not to be reminded how shitty life is. I may not agree with it, but it is the truth.

2 Gloria Allred: If there is a cheating famous person around, this woman will represent any home-wrecker/slut there out. Why is Allred defending these women? It’s not like they’re in legal trouble. They just knowingly had a relationship with a married man. If they were good people, they would have thought about Sandra Bullock’s feelings. Would a true feminist defend what these women did on their side of the affair? Let the story fade and let Sandra and D-Bag divorce in peace, Gloria. No one cares about slut number three or four.

1 Jesse James: Sorry, I’m not talking about the “American Outlaw”, but the dude that married Speed 2/Hope Floats (Sandra Bullock). Are you f’ing kidding me? You cheated on your wife with tattooed, zombie-fied, Nazi-ed super-slut Michelle McGee. Talk about aiming for low-hanging fruit.