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Monday, January 31, 2011
They'll Be Selling This Stuff On The Streets Of P-Town And San Francisco
0 comments Posted by madich at 1:35 PM
Suit: Man Claims Glaxo Drug Made Him a 'Gay Sex Addict'
A 51-year-old married father of two is suing GlaxoSmithKline, saying the pharmaceutical company’s drug he took for Parkinson's disease has turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict, Agence France-Presse reported. Didier Jambart, of Nantes, France, began taking Requip (ropinirole) in 2003, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease -- a disorder of the nervous system that affects movement, muscle control and balance. Jambart’s attorney said his client attempted suicide three times after he lost his family’s savings to Internet gambling and stole money for his habit. Jambart alleges he also became a “compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing.” Jambart’s attorney said these antics led his client to be raped. Jambart stopped taking the drug in 2005, but by that time he had already been demoted from his job and was suffering psychological trauma. He is seeking $610,000 in damages from Glaxo, and his neurologist, whom he says did not accurately warn him about the drug’s potential side effects.
Is it time to kill all the lawyers yet? Methinks yes.
Labels: gay, requip, sex addict
They'll Be Selling This Stuff On The Streets Of P-Town And San Francisco
0 comments Posted by madich at 1:35 PM
Suit: Man Claims Glaxo Drug Made Him a 'Gay Sex Addict'
A 51-year-old married father of two is suing GlaxoSmithKline, saying the pharmaceutical company’s drug he took for Parkinson's disease has turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict, Agence France-Presse reported. Didier Jambart, of Nantes, France, began taking Requip (ropinirole) in 2003, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease -- a disorder of the nervous system that affects movement, muscle control and balance. Jambart’s attorney said his client attempted suicide three times after he lost his family’s savings to Internet gambling and stole money for his habit. Jambart alleges he also became a “compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing.” Jambart’s attorney said these antics led his client to be raped. Jambart stopped taking the drug in 2005, but by that time he had already been demoted from his job and was suffering psychological trauma. He is seeking $610,000 in damages from Glaxo, and his neurologist, whom he says did not accurately warn him about the drug’s potential side effects.
Is it time to kill all the lawyers yet? Methinks yes.
Labels: gay, requip, sex addict
First, we have to open it....
....Now, we can enjoy it!
Labels: beer, commercial, funny
First, we have to open it....
....Now, we can enjoy it!
Labels: beer, commercial, funny

Georgia Mom Checked Son, Friends Out of School to Rob Bank, Say Police
(CBS/WGCL) Three Georgia teenagers are facing armed robbery charges after the mother of one of the boys reportedly checked them out of school, allegedly so they could help her rob a bank. CBS affiliate WGCL reports that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her son, 17-year-old Benny Brice and two other boys out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning. Police say the four then robbed a Wells Fargo in Lilburn, Ga., about 20 miles outside Atlanta. Simmons' neighbors were shocked when they learned that the bank robber they saw on the news was their neighbor. "I can't believe[it], wait until I tell [my wife] the neighbor robbed the bank. She don't know it's the neighbor either. When I saw it on the news I said, 'Why would she get her kid in trouble'," Leroy Anderson told the station. According to investigators, Simmons was armed with a gun when she approached a teller and demanded money. The bank's surveillance cameras snapped pictures of her, WGCL reported. Another picture shows two of the teens entering the bank. One had his hands in his pants as if he had a weapon. Police said the second teenager did have a gun. The trio then ran outside to an awaiting car and the remaining suspect, and were soon chased by Lilburn police. The alleged getaway vehicle crashed into a railroad track and police arrested Simmons, her son and 18-year-old Glenn Broom and 17-year-old David Rollins. All are charged with armed robbery.
Some kids will do anything to skip a test....

Georgia Mom Checked Son, Friends Out of School to Rob Bank, Say Police
(CBS/WGCL) Three Georgia teenagers are facing armed robbery charges after the mother of one of the boys reportedly checked them out of school, allegedly so they could help her rob a bank. CBS affiliate WGCL reports that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her son, 17-year-old Benny Brice and two other boys out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning. Police say the four then robbed a Wells Fargo in Lilburn, Ga., about 20 miles outside Atlanta. Simmons' neighbors were shocked when they learned that the bank robber they saw on the news was their neighbor. "I can't believe[it], wait until I tell [my wife] the neighbor robbed the bank. She don't know it's the neighbor either. When I saw it on the news I said, 'Why would she get her kid in trouble'," Leroy Anderson told the station. According to investigators, Simmons was armed with a gun when she approached a teller and demanded money. The bank's surveillance cameras snapped pictures of her, WGCL reported. Another picture shows two of the teens entering the bank. One had his hands in his pants as if he had a weapon. Police said the second teenager did have a gun. The trio then ran outside to an awaiting car and the remaining suspect, and were soon chased by Lilburn police. The alleged getaway vehicle crashed into a railroad track and police arrested Simmons, her son and 18-year-old Glenn Broom and 17-year-old David Rollins. All are charged with armed robbery.
Some kids will do anything to skip a test....
Man accused of trying to convince woman to be prostitute
BEAVER FALLS — A Beaver Falls man was arrested for promoting prostitution and other charges after police said he followed a woman and tried to talk her into becoming a prostitute for him. Around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 12 Beaver Falls police went to the 1000 block of Sixth Avenue after they received a call from Chelsea Hogue, no age or address given, who said a man was following her and trying to sell her drugs...
Yup, the only reason I'm posting this is because it has "Beaver Falls" and "prostitute" in the same story. Totally juvenile on my part - guilty. But in a sense, isn't every instance of prostitution an instance of "Beaver Falls?" Pure comedy. Irony. Word play. Reality. Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: beaver, prostitute
Man accused of trying to convince woman to be prostitute
BEAVER FALLS — A Beaver Falls man was arrested for promoting prostitution and other charges after police said he followed a woman and tried to talk her into becoming a prostitute for him. Around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 12 Beaver Falls police went to the 1000 block of Sixth Avenue after they received a call from Chelsea Hogue, no age or address given, who said a man was following her and trying to sell her drugs...
Yup, the only reason I'm posting this is because it has "Beaver Falls" and "prostitute" in the same story. Totally juvenile on my part - guilty. But in a sense, isn't every instance of prostitution an instance of "Beaver Falls?" Pure comedy. Irony. Word play. Reality. Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: beaver, prostitute

Labels: big flats, colt 45, haffenreffer

Labels: big flats, colt 45, haffenreffer
10,000 Strippers In Dallas? Wonder Where Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen Will Be Next Weekend....
0 comments Posted by madich at 8:00 AM'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl'
DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.
Labels: dallas, strippers, super bowl
10,000 Strippers In Dallas? Wonder Where Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen Will Be Next Weekend....
0 comments Posted by madich at 8:00 AM'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl'
DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.
Labels: dallas, strippers, super bowl
Change the rules! I guess this dude got DQ'd for swimming the whole race underwater, but for my money he's the winner. This cat's a friggin' amphibian. C'mon, he swam the length of the pool underwater, UPSIDE DOWN! Game over, give him the trophy. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: DQ, swimmer, underwater
Change the rules! I guess this dude got DQ'd for swimming the whole race underwater, but for my money he's the winner. This cat's a friggin' amphibian. C'mon, he swam the length of the pool underwater, UPSIDE DOWN! Game over, give him the trophy. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: DQ, swimmer, underwater
News-Press
Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.
She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Sorry, couldn't resist. And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck. Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home. Rinse. Repeat. Bang. Pay attention!
News-Press
Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.
She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Sorry, couldn't resist. And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck. Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home. Rinse. Repeat. Bang. Pay attention!
Be Happy You Didn't Have To Drive To Work In Bangalore This Morning
0 comments Posted by madich at 6:00 AMBe Happy You Didn't Have To Drive To Work In Bangalore This Morning
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Some you've seen here at the Speakeasy before, some not. But if January is any indication, 2011 is gonna be a great year for fails. Rock on, you morons!
Some you've seen here at the Speakeasy before, some not. But if January is any indication, 2011 is gonna be a great year for fails. Rock on, you morons!

Brazil man 'locked wife in cellar for eight years'
A Brazilian man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping his wife locked in a cellar for at least eight years while he lived upstairs with another woman. Acting on a tip, police found 64-year-old Sebastiana Aparecida Groppo lying naked in a filthy basement in the city of Sorocaba in Sao Paulo state. Her husband Joao Batista Groppo told officers he had locked her up because she was mentally ill and aggressive. Police said Mrs Groppo appeared to be in good physical health. But they said she showed signs of mental problems that could have been caused by her confinement.
'Unfit for animals'
Police inspector Jaqueline Barcelos Coutinho told the Associated Press news agency she was shocked when she arrived at Mr Groppo's house and found Mrs Groppo behind a padlocked iron gate in the cellar. "She was lying nude on a concrete bed inside a foul-smelling, humid cubicle with no electricity or ventilation," Ms Coutinho said. "She was in a degrading situation unfit for animals". Mr Groppo, 64, initially said he had kept his wife confined for 16 years but then revised the time to eight, Ms Coutinho said. "He told us that locking her up was the only way he could think of to prevent her from wandering off and getting lost," she added. The couple have been married for more than 40 years. Mrs Groppo was treated in hospital and then taken to the house of her son in a nearby city. Mr Groppo and the other woman he lives with are facing charges of false imprisonment.
I got one word for you, Joao - DIVORCE. Ever hear of it? Probably should have thought of it about, oh, EIGHT YEARS AGO! Too bad, now it's your turn to be locked up for a little stretch. Greybar Hotel here we come!
Labels: brazil, imprisoned, wife

Brazil man 'locked wife in cellar for eight years'
A Brazilian man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping his wife locked in a cellar for at least eight years while he lived upstairs with another woman. Acting on a tip, police found 64-year-old Sebastiana Aparecida Groppo lying naked in a filthy basement in the city of Sorocaba in Sao Paulo state. Her husband Joao Batista Groppo told officers he had locked her up because she was mentally ill and aggressive. Police said Mrs Groppo appeared to be in good physical health. But they said she showed signs of mental problems that could have been caused by her confinement.
'Unfit for animals'
Police inspector Jaqueline Barcelos Coutinho told the Associated Press news agency she was shocked when she arrived at Mr Groppo's house and found Mrs Groppo behind a padlocked iron gate in the cellar. "She was lying nude on a concrete bed inside a foul-smelling, humid cubicle with no electricity or ventilation," Ms Coutinho said. "She was in a degrading situation unfit for animals". Mr Groppo, 64, initially said he had kept his wife confined for 16 years but then revised the time to eight, Ms Coutinho said. "He told us that locking her up was the only way he could think of to prevent her from wandering off and getting lost," she added. The couple have been married for more than 40 years. Mrs Groppo was treated in hospital and then taken to the house of her son in a nearby city. Mr Groppo and the other woman he lives with are facing charges of false imprisonment.
I got one word for you, Joao - DIVORCE. Ever hear of it? Probably should have thought of it about, oh, EIGHT YEARS AGO! Too bad, now it's your turn to be locked up for a little stretch. Greybar Hotel here we come!
Labels: brazil, imprisoned, wife
Man Checks Into Jail With Joints Sewn In Underwear, Police Say
JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- Police said a man checking into jail had 15 marijuana cigarettes sewn into his boxers. According to WLKY's news partner the News and Tribune, Dontas Marshall, 41, was sentenced Jan. 5 to 15 years in prison for possession of cocaine. Marshall, who was out of jail on bond, turned himself in to authorities at his sentencing hearing and was booked in to the Clark County Jail. According to police reports, a corrections officer noticed Marshall smelled of marijuana. Jail personnel found nothing in a pat-down search but said that Marshall was clenching his buttocks. Officers then prepared to strip-search Marshall, who then admitted he had a joint in his boxers, police said. Officers cut open the boxers and found 15 joints, according to police reports. Police said, because of the amount, Marshall will face criminal charges.
Nice try, Sparky. You probably would've been a rich man inside the Big House if you were able to pull it off. But alas, now it looks like you'll have something else in you underwear....
Man Checks Into Jail With Joints Sewn In Underwear, Police Say
JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- Police said a man checking into jail had 15 marijuana cigarettes sewn into his boxers. According to WLKY's news partner the News and Tribune, Dontas Marshall, 41, was sentenced Jan. 5 to 15 years in prison for possession of cocaine. Marshall, who was out of jail on bond, turned himself in to authorities at his sentencing hearing and was booked in to the Clark County Jail. According to police reports, a corrections officer noticed Marshall smelled of marijuana. Jail personnel found nothing in a pat-down search but said that Marshall was clenching his buttocks. Officers then prepared to strip-search Marshall, who then admitted he had a joint in his boxers, police said. Officers cut open the boxers and found 15 joints, according to police reports. Police said, because of the amount, Marshall will face criminal charges.
Nice try, Sparky. You probably would've been a rich man inside the Big House if you were able to pull it off. But alas, now it looks like you'll have something else in you underwear....
Sunday, January 30, 2011
This Is The Most Interesting Thing That Happened At The Pro Bowl
0 comments Posted by madich at 8:42 PMThis Is The Most Interesting Thing That Happened At The Pro Bowl
0 comments Posted by madich at 8:42 PMI just got sent an e-mail from my buddy Frank Garcia. Apparently this guy:
Has just been cast as the new Superman. He's Henry Cavill, a british actor who you might have seen in The Tudors. He has been a previous contender for James Bond before Daniel Craig got the role.
More here.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Saturday, January 29, 2011
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Friday, January 28, 2011
In Case You Missed It, Kevin Garnett Totally Punched Channing Frye In The Balls As He Was Taking A shot Friday Night
0 comments Posted by madich at 10:45 PM
I freakin' love it! Except for the part where KG got kicked out of the game. I used to think Manny Pacquiao was the most accurate puncher I've ever seen, but now I'm thinkin' KG has the hand speed and the accuracy to fight on "Boxing After Dark." By the way, the Celts were getting their asses kicked at the time, so Garnett figured he'd introduce a little wake-up call. Sadly, it didn't work. Never mind, I fuckin' love the attitude! Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: channing frye.celtics, kevin garnett, suns
In Case You Missed It, Kevin Garnett Totally Punched Channing Frye In The Balls As He Was Taking A shot Friday Night
0 comments Posted by madich at 10:45 PM
I freakin' love it! Except for the part where KG got kicked out of the game. I used to think Manny Pacquiao was the most accurate puncher I've ever seen, but now I'm thinkin' KG has the hand speed and the accuracy to fight on "Boxing After Dark." By the way, the Celts were getting their asses kicked at the time, so Garnett figured he'd introduce a little wake-up call. Sadly, it didn't work. Never mind, I fuckin' love the attitude! Bang. Pay attention!
Labels: channing frye.celtics, kevin garnett, suns
Robber jailed after falling asleep with Purley victim's wallet
A robber was jailed after being caught slumped in a restaurant with his victims wallet still in his pocket. Levan Page, 22 and Ian Sullivan, 20, were both convicted of robbery at Croydon Crown Court in November. The pair attacked two men at a bus stop in Purley and then went on to a restaurant and got so drunk Sullivan fell asleep while his friends ran out on the bill. The owners called the police and when they arrived they searched Sullivan and found a wallet belonging to one of the men who had been robbed...Page and Sullivan both pleaded guilty to robbery and were jailed for a total of five years...
Robber jailed after falling asleep with Purley victim's wallet
A robber was jailed after being caught slumped in a restaurant with his victims wallet still in his pocket. Levan Page, 22 and Ian Sullivan, 20, were both convicted of robbery at Croydon Crown Court in November. The pair attacked two men at a bus stop in Purley and then went on to a restaurant and got so drunk Sullivan fell asleep while his friends ran out on the bill. The owners called the police and when they arrived they searched Sullivan and found a wallet belonging to one of the men who had been robbed...Page and Sullivan both pleaded guilty to robbery and were jailed for a total of five years...
Yeah, I know it's fake, but it's still pretty cool....
Yeah, I know it's fake, but it's still pretty cool....
Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.
Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo. Yup, Florida. The penis of America. Pay attention!
Labels: boy, cocaine, florida, grandmother, school
Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.
Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo. Yup, Florida. The penis of America. Pay attention!
Labels: boy, cocaine, florida, grandmother, school