Monday, January 31, 2011

Obama Jams
“Shorty” Somehow, Obama sounds great in auto-tune.
Poke me
I have never got the whole “poke” thing from Facebook. It just sounds wrong to hear some straight guys asking to get poked.   


Canada's UBB (Usages-Based Billing)
When I first read about the rates, I couldn't believe how low the GB cap is. This is so wrong and a clear slight against competition. This is clearly the media giants fight against Microsoft, PSN, Netflix YouTube. I am surprised some of these groups haven't tried to fight the UBB because there will be a lot of people that will stop using their services because they won't be able to afford the extra overcharges. They want to stop the growing increase in Streaming content, which is hurting the cable networks and regular networks.  (Did I mention that this will hurt online gaming too?)
This is wrong and needs to be stopped before more countries attempt to do this, namely the US. It is time for Microsoft YouTube and others of online content providers to start making their voices heard because that revenue that they've been seeing is about get tighter.
We need to stop this in Canada before some dumb ass IPS starts to cap our Uses at around 25GB. Currently in the US, it is around 250GB or more. That could change. Trust me, this new UBB is really pissing me off.



FoxNews
Suit: Man Claims Glaxo Drug Made Him a 'Gay Sex Addict'
A 51-year-old married father of two is suing GlaxoSmithKline, saying the pharmaceutical company’s drug he took for Parkinson's disease has turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict, Agence France-Presse reported. Didier Jambart, of Nantes, France, began taking Requip (ropinirole) in 2003, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease -- a disorder of the nervous system that affects movement, muscle control and balance. Jambart’s attorney said his client attempted suicide three times after he lost his family’s savings to Internet gambling and stole money for his habit. Jambart alleges he also became a “compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing.” Jambart’s attorney said these antics led his client to be raped. Jambart stopped taking the drug in 2005, but by that time he had already been demoted from his job and was suffering psychological trauma. He is seeking $610,000 in damages from Glaxo, and his neurologist, whom he says did not accurately warn him about the drug’s potential side effects.

Is it time to kill all the lawyers yet? Methinks yes.



FoxNews
Suit: Man Claims Glaxo Drug Made Him a 'Gay Sex Addict'
A 51-year-old married father of two is suing GlaxoSmithKline, saying the pharmaceutical company’s drug he took for Parkinson's disease has turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict, Agence France-Presse reported. Didier Jambart, of Nantes, France, began taking Requip (ropinirole) in 2003, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease -- a disorder of the nervous system that affects movement, muscle control and balance. Jambart’s attorney said his client attempted suicide three times after he lost his family’s savings to Internet gambling and stole money for his habit. Jambart alleges he also became a “compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing.” Jambart’s attorney said these antics led his client to be raped. Jambart stopped taking the drug in 2005, but by that time he had already been demoted from his job and was suffering psychological trauma. He is seeking $610,000 in damages from Glaxo, and his neurologist, whom he says did not accurately warn him about the drug’s potential side effects.

Is it time to kill all the lawyers yet? Methinks yes.

Daily Dime #2

Seren Gibson

Daily Dime #2

Seren Gibson

First, we have to open it....



....Now, we can enjoy it!

First, we have to open it....



....Now, we can enjoy it!

CBSNews
Georgia Mom Checked Son, Friends Out of School to Rob Bank, Say Police
(CBS/WGCL) Three Georgia teenagers are facing armed robbery charges after the mother of one of the boys reportedly checked them out of school, allegedly so they could help her rob a bank. CBS affiliate WGCL reports that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her son, 17-year-old Benny Brice and two other boys out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning. Police say the four then robbed a Wells Fargo in Lilburn, Ga., about 20 miles outside Atlanta. Simmons' neighbors were shocked when they learned that the bank robber they saw on the news was their neighbor. "I can't believe[it], wait until I tell [my wife] the neighbor robbed the bank. She don't know it's the neighbor either. When I saw it on the news I said, 'Why would she get her kid in trouble'," Leroy Anderson told the station. According to investigators, Simmons was armed with a gun when she approached a teller and demanded money. The bank's surveillance cameras snapped pictures of her, WGCL reported. Another picture shows two of the teens entering the bank. One had his hands in his pants as if he had a weapon. Police said the second teenager did have a gun. The trio then ran outside to an awaiting car and the remaining suspect, and were soon chased by Lilburn police. The alleged getaway vehicle crashed into a railroad track and police arrested Simmons, her son and 18-year-old Glenn Broom and 17-year-old David Rollins. All are charged with armed robbery.


Some kids will do anything to skip a test....

CBSNews
Georgia Mom Checked Son, Friends Out of School to Rob Bank, Say Police
(CBS/WGCL) Three Georgia teenagers are facing armed robbery charges after the mother of one of the boys reportedly checked them out of school, allegedly so they could help her rob a bank. CBS affiliate WGCL reports that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her son, 17-year-old Benny Brice and two other boys out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning. Police say the four then robbed a Wells Fargo in Lilburn, Ga., about 20 miles outside Atlanta. Simmons' neighbors were shocked when they learned that the bank robber they saw on the news was their neighbor. "I can't believe[it], wait until I tell [my wife] the neighbor robbed the bank. She don't know it's the neighbor either. When I saw it on the news I said, 'Why would she get her kid in trouble'," Leroy Anderson told the station. According to investigators, Simmons was armed with a gun when she approached a teller and demanded money. The bank's surveillance cameras snapped pictures of her, WGCL reported. Another picture shows two of the teens entering the bank. One had his hands in his pants as if he had a weapon. Police said the second teenager did have a gun. The trio then ran outside to an awaiting car and the remaining suspect, and were soon chased by Lilburn police. The alleged getaway vehicle crashed into a railroad track and police arrested Simmons, her son and 18-year-old Glenn Broom and 17-year-old David Rollins. All are charged with armed robbery.


Some kids will do anything to skip a test....

Beaver County Times
Man accused of trying to convince woman to be prostitute
BEAVER FALLS — A Beaver Falls man was arrested for promoting prostitution and other charges after police said he followed a woman and tried to talk her into becoming a prostitute for him. Around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 12 Beaver Falls police went to the 1000 block of Sixth Avenue after they received a call from Chelsea Hogue, no age or address given, who said a man was following her and trying to sell her drugs...

Yup, the only reason I'm posting this is because it has "Beaver Falls" and "prostitute" in the same story. Totally juvenile on my part - guilty. But in a sense, isn't every instance of prostitution an instance of "Beaver Falls?" Pure comedy. Irony. Word play. Reality. Bang. Pay attention!

Beaver County Times
Man accused of trying to convince woman to be prostitute
BEAVER FALLS — A Beaver Falls man was arrested for promoting prostitution and other charges after police said he followed a woman and tried to talk her into becoming a prostitute for him. Around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 12 Beaver Falls police went to the 1000 block of Sixth Avenue after they received a call from Chelsea Hogue, no age or address given, who said a man was following her and trying to sell her drugs...

Yup, the only reason I'm posting this is because it has "Beaver Falls" and "prostitute" in the same story. Totally juvenile on my part - guilty. But in a sense, isn't every instance of prostitution an instance of "Beaver Falls?" Pure comedy. Irony. Word play. Reality. Bang. Pay attention!


While searching for pictures of Mark Pillow…for research and not for my own Mark Pillow collection, I came across this little gem of a photo from this blogger.  It is called a Pillow Wig and has nothing to do with Mark Pillow or Superman, but I kind of like the design.  I’m sure some hipster has donned one of these things to be “ironic”. 
Wearing a Pillow Wig gives you the opportunity to sleep pretty much anyway, including while driving your car…wait a second.  I take a lot of naps, and I’d love to get my hands of one of these things.   Designer Joo Youn Paek may have a good thing going on here.  Has anyone seen these things in North America?
Maybe we can combine the Snuggie with the Pillow Wig? 

They are Legion.




Henry Cavill certainly looks the part, if a slightly younger version of the character.  I think he will work out good for the Superman reboot. 
I help but think about the Superman Curse that is supposedly causes harm to those that play the role of Superman and some of the actors that surround them. 
From the Wiki page, ((The Superman Curse refers to a theory that is based on a series of misfortunes that have plagued creative people involved in adaptations of Superman in various media, particularly actors who have played the role of Superman on film and television.
The curse in a nutshell:
If you play the strongest man on Earth, you will either die an untimely death or end up in the weakest position possible.))
I don’t believe it, but let’s take a look at some of the leading actors in the role of Superman over the years.
Christopher Reeve:  Well, we know what happened to him don’t we?  I still can’t get over what happened to him and later his wife died. 
George Reeves:  His death is still a mystery.  But he was shot by a gun at the age of 45. 
Kirk Alyn:  This guy played the role in two Superman movies back in 40s.  He claimed that no one would hire him for other work because of the high profile role.
Mark Pillow: AKA Nuclear Man is on the list.  He kind of dropped out completely after a TV show called Alaska Kid.  I just think it was a combo of bad acting and directing that destroyed his career with Superman IV. 
Dean Cain:  Can we agree that this guy needs to be in the cursed list.  He hasn’t really had a great career since that Superman show.  It has been a steady career, but certainly not great.  He was in that movie Dead and Deader that was a flux sequel to Boll’s House of the Dead.  Oy…


Okay, so Walgreen's has started selling beer for 50 cents a can.  However, reports I've read are saying that it smells like skunk piss and gives people a headache.  Kind of reminds me of Haffenreffer, or the "Green Death" back in the day.  If all you want is a cheap buzz, knock yourself out.  But for my money, spend a couple bucks more and enjoy the journey.  Just one man's opinion.  Pay attention!


While we're on the subject, anyone remember this Beauty?


Doesn't even look good in the picture, does it?  Honest admission, though - got me through more than a few college frat parties. Allright, as long as we're having a truth-fest, here are a couple of other beverages that made exam week tolerable:




So yes, the Bahtendah used to have a degenerate side.  But hey, it wasn't a matter of choice, it was a matter of the economic situation.  When all ya got is 15 bucks for gas, food and booze, you do what you gotta do.  Still, no rot-gut here at the Speakeasy.  I've learned my lesson.  Bang.  Pay attention!

Okay, so Walgreen's has started selling beer for 50 cents a can.  However, reports I've read are saying that it smells like skunk piss and gives people a headache.  Kind of reminds me of Haffenreffer, or the "Green Death" back in the day.  If all you want is a cheap buzz, knock yourself out.  But for my money, spend a couple bucks more and enjoy the journey.  Just one man's opinion.  Pay attention!


While we're on the subject, anyone remember this Beauty?


Doesn't even look good in the picture, does it?  Honest admission, though - got me through more than a few college frat parties. Allright, as long as we're having a truth-fest, here are a couple of other beverages that made exam week tolerable:




So yes, the Bahtendah used to have a degenerate side.  But hey, it wasn't a matter of choice, it was a matter of the economic situation.  When all ya got is 15 bucks for gas, food and booze, you do what you gotta do.  Still, no rot-gut here at the Speakeasy.  I've learned my lesson.  Bang.  Pay attention!

The Smell Test



Wrong. Just plain wrong...

The Smell Test



Wrong. Just plain wrong...

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'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl'
DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.




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'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl'
DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.






Change the rules! I guess this dude got DQ'd for swimming the whole race underwater, but for my money he's the winner. This cat's a friggin' amphibian. C'mon, he swam the length of the pool underwater, UPSIDE DOWN! Game over, give him the trophy. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Bang. Pay attention!



Change the rules! I guess this dude got DQ'd for swimming the whole race underwater, but for my money he's the winner. This cat's a friggin' amphibian. C'mon, he swam the length of the pool underwater, UPSIDE DOWN! Game over, give him the trophy. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Bang. Pay attention!

Brandy Lee Segroves


News-Press
Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.


She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.  Sorry, couldn't resist.  And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck.  Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Bang.  Pay attention!

Brandy Lee Segroves


News-Press
Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.


She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.  Sorry, couldn't resist.  And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck.  Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Bang.  Pay attention!



Some you've seen here at the Speakeasy before, some not. But if January is any indication, 2011 is gonna be a great year for fails. Rock on, you morons!



Some you've seen here at the Speakeasy before, some not. But if January is any indication, 2011 is gonna be a great year for fails. Rock on, you morons!

Joao Batista Groppo

BBC
Brazil man 'locked wife in cellar for eight years'
A Brazilian man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping his wife locked in a cellar for at least eight years while he lived upstairs with another woman. Acting on a tip, police found 64-year-old Sebastiana Aparecida Groppo lying naked in a filthy basement in the city of Sorocaba in Sao Paulo state. Her husband Joao Batista Groppo told officers he had locked her up because she was mentally ill and aggressive. Police said Mrs Groppo appeared to be in good physical health. But they said she showed signs of mental problems that could have been caused by her confinement.
'Unfit for animals'
Police inspector Jaqueline Barcelos Coutinho told the Associated Press news agency she was shocked when she arrived at Mr Groppo's house and found Mrs Groppo behind a padlocked iron gate in the cellar. "She was lying nude on a concrete bed inside a foul-smelling, humid cubicle with no electricity or ventilation," Ms Coutinho said. "She was in a degrading situation unfit for animals". Mr Groppo, 64, initially said he had kept his wife confined for 16 years but then revised the time to eight, Ms Coutinho said. "He told us that locking her up was the only way he could think of to prevent her from wandering off and getting lost," she added. The couple have been married for more than 40 years. Mrs Groppo was treated in hospital and then taken to the house of her son in a nearby city. Mr Groppo and the other woman he lives with are facing charges of false imprisonment.

I got one word for you, Joao - DIVORCE. Ever hear of it? Probably should have thought of it about, oh, EIGHT YEARS AGO! Too bad, now it's your turn to be locked up for a little stretch. Greybar Hotel here we come!

Joao Batista Groppo

BBC
Brazil man 'locked wife in cellar for eight years'
A Brazilian man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping his wife locked in a cellar for at least eight years while he lived upstairs with another woman. Acting on a tip, police found 64-year-old Sebastiana Aparecida Groppo lying naked in a filthy basement in the city of Sorocaba in Sao Paulo state. Her husband Joao Batista Groppo told officers he had locked her up because she was mentally ill and aggressive. Police said Mrs Groppo appeared to be in good physical health. But they said she showed signs of mental problems that could have been caused by her confinement.
'Unfit for animals'
Police inspector Jaqueline Barcelos Coutinho told the Associated Press news agency she was shocked when she arrived at Mr Groppo's house and found Mrs Groppo behind a padlocked iron gate in the cellar. "She was lying nude on a concrete bed inside a foul-smelling, humid cubicle with no electricity or ventilation," Ms Coutinho said. "She was in a degrading situation unfit for animals". Mr Groppo, 64, initially said he had kept his wife confined for 16 years but then revised the time to eight, Ms Coutinho said. "He told us that locking her up was the only way he could think of to prevent her from wandering off and getting lost," she added. The couple have been married for more than 40 years. Mrs Groppo was treated in hospital and then taken to the house of her son in a nearby city. Mr Groppo and the other woman he lives with are facing charges of false imprisonment.

I got one word for you, Joao - DIVORCE. Ever hear of it? Probably should have thought of it about, oh, EIGHT YEARS AGO! Too bad, now it's your turn to be locked up for a little stretch. Greybar Hotel here we come!

Daily Dime

Lucy Pinder

Daily Dime

Lucy Pinder


WLKY
Man Checks Into Jail With Joints Sewn In Underwear, Police Say
JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- Police said a man checking into jail had 15 marijuana cigarettes sewn into his boxers. According to WLKY's news partner the News and Tribune, Dontas Marshall, 41, was sentenced Jan. 5 to 15 years in prison for possession of cocaine. Marshall, who was out of jail on bond, turned himself in to authorities at his sentencing hearing and was booked in to the Clark County Jail. According to police reports, a corrections officer noticed Marshall smelled of marijuana. Jail personnel found nothing in a pat-down search but said that Marshall was clenching his buttocks. Officers then prepared to strip-search Marshall, who then admitted he had a joint in his boxers, police said. Officers cut open the boxers and found 15 joints, according to police reports. Police said, because of the amount, Marshall will face criminal charges.


Nice try, Sparky.  You probably would've been a rich man inside the Big House if you were able to pull it off.  But alas, now it looks like you'll have something else in you underwear....


WLKY
Man Checks Into Jail With Joints Sewn In Underwear, Police Say
JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- Police said a man checking into jail had 15 marijuana cigarettes sewn into his boxers. According to WLKY's news partner the News and Tribune, Dontas Marshall, 41, was sentenced Jan. 5 to 15 years in prison for possession of cocaine. Marshall, who was out of jail on bond, turned himself in to authorities at his sentencing hearing and was booked in to the Clark County Jail. According to police reports, a corrections officer noticed Marshall smelled of marijuana. Jail personnel found nothing in a pat-down search but said that Marshall was clenching his buttocks. Officers then prepared to strip-search Marshall, who then admitted he had a joint in his boxers, police said. Officers cut open the boxers and found 15 joints, according to police reports. Police said, because of the amount, Marshall will face criminal charges.


Nice try, Sparky.  You probably would've been a rich man inside the Big House if you were able to pull it off.  But alas, now it looks like you'll have something else in you underwear....

Sunday, January 30, 2011

I just got sent an e-mail from my buddy Frank Garcia. Apparently this guy:


Has just been cast as the new Superman. He's Henry Cavill, a british actor who you might have seen in The Tudors. He has been a previous contender for James Bond before Daniel Craig got the role.

More here.

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio


Yes, this actually happened...in Mountain Home AR. Talk about being offended. I'm offended that anyone thinks Elton John even borders on offensive, other than his facelift. I also love the fact someone actually had time to go to management and complain about it. That takes sheer stupid commitment.
MC brought this controversy to my attention over at this blog. The picture from above has brought a lot of controversy over the Internet, but it also shows the positive power of the internet. Basically, someone complained to the grocery store. These family-shields are usually put over magazines that have women in underwear or being close to naked, yet this one with two fully dressed gay men received the same treatment. There is something wrong with the way certain people feel about guy couples.
I guess it is a good thing the customers have never received any King Magazines. They're collective right-leaning heads would explode.    



Before I get sidetracked looking at these King photos, let's get back to the story.
Jennifer Huddleston saw the Family-shield and took a photo of it and posted it on the Inter-tubes. I'm usually at odds with certain hardcore elements of the gay community because they're a bit too sensitive about certain things (Such as a group within the community wanting to ban the word Homosexual), but I have to side with them here. This family-shield is an overkill.
Relax, concern parents. Gay people want to get married, have kids and hate their spouses and getting divorced too.
Well, the store removed the family-shield and apologized (sort of). So, all ends well. I guess.
Side note: How would they feel about a poster of Three Men and a Baby?  
Oh, no, head for the hills

Saturday, January 29, 2011

SHINY


Nothing to say today, well, nothing important, so I'll just post this picture that I swiped from Cerebus660 over at The Glass Walking Stick (Cheers, mate!). Look at them. Aren't thay just the most gorgeous bunch of people you ever saw?

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

Friday, January 28, 2011



I freakin' love it! Except for the part where KG got kicked out of the game. I used to think Manny Pacquiao was the most accurate puncher I've ever seen, but now I'm thinkin' KG has the hand speed and the accuracy to fight on "Boxing After Dark." By the way, the Celts were getting their asses kicked at the time, so Garnett figured he'd introduce a little wake-up call. Sadly, it didn't work. Never mind, I fuckin' love the attitude! Bang. Pay attention!



I freakin' love it! Except for the part where KG got kicked out of the game. I used to think Manny Pacquiao was the most accurate puncher I've ever seen, but now I'm thinkin' KG has the hand speed and the accuracy to fight on "Boxing After Dark." By the way, the Celts were getting their asses kicked at the time, so Garnett figured he'd introduce a little wake-up call. Sadly, it didn't work. Never mind, I fuckin' love the attitude! Bang. Pay attention!

Levan Page
Levan Page
Croydon Guardian
Robber jailed after falling asleep with Purley victim's wallet
A robber was jailed after being caught slumped in a restaurant with his victims wallet still in his pocket. Levan Page, 22 and Ian Sullivan, 20, were both convicted of robbery at Croydon Crown Court in November. The pair attacked two men at a bus stop in Purley and then went on to a restaurant and got so drunk Sullivan fell asleep while his friends ran out on the bill. The owners called the police and when they arrived they searched Sullivan and found a wallet belonging to one of the men who had been robbed...Page and Sullivan both pleaded guilty to robbery and were jailed for a total of five years...

Levan Page
Levan Page
Croydon Guardian
Robber jailed after falling asleep with Purley victim's wallet
A robber was jailed after being caught slumped in a restaurant with his victims wallet still in his pocket. Levan Page, 22 and Ian Sullivan, 20, were both convicted of robbery at Croydon Crown Court in November. The pair attacked two men at a bus stop in Purley and then went on to a restaurant and got so drunk Sullivan fell asleep while his friends ran out on the bill. The owners called the police and when they arrived they searched Sullivan and found a wallet belonging to one of the men who had been robbed...Page and Sullivan both pleaded guilty to robbery and were jailed for a total of five years...



Yeah, I know it's fake, but it's still pretty cool....



Yeah, I know it's fake, but it's still pretty cool....


nwfdailynews
Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.


Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo.  Yup, Florida.  The penis of America.  Pay attention!


nwfdailynews
Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.


Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo.  Yup, Florida.  The penis of America.  Pay attention!