Miorry Nobitto

After millions of fanboys cried BS on the TV Wonder Woman outfit for the upcoming TV show, it looks like the designers made some changes to the outfit.  I didn’t like the blue boots, but kind of dug the upper suit.  Plus, I’m more for the slightly slimmer WW, because of the Bruce Timm version from JLU. 


And, I have to say I am pleased with the new upgrades to the outfit.  I f’ing love the red boot and the stars on the side of the pants.  This is certainly more of a blend of Golden Age and the newest costume from the updated series in the DCU.
 I still don’t like what I am hearing about the show, but I think they made some good choices with the redesign.  Now, if they can get Power Girl to show up on the show, I’ll be happy…
Who would you have play Power Girl?

Kenny gives you the thoughtful analysis and Charles talks about hunches and feelings. Kenny's the straight man, Charles the comedian. I'm keepin' the fruitloop. Even though Charles says some of the stupidest things I've ever seen on TV, he's entertaining as hell and that's all I want from my TV. Sorry Kenny, but you're burnin' like the lint filter from the dryer.

I wanted to do a sunny, happy, pretty picture -- particularly one that captured that exuberant feeling that one gets from a summer day.


I'm impatient for summer to start where I live. It's still really chilly in the mornings and wet and rainy. There's still little bits of winter hanging around in fields and some lawns.


Bring on the sunshine!


I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

Courteney seems to be showin' up everywhere lately and that's always good news for the Speakeasy.  You're holdin' up awfully well CC.  I'm startin' to think that wearin' a bikini is good for your health.  Plus, now that that fruitloop David Arquette is out of the picture, you're available, right?  Call me....

Righteous! I hope I'm half as cool as this cat when I get to be his age. Dude is probably still sparkin' the doobies and beatin' the chicks off with a stick. The real American Idol!

The homespun girl from the midwest versus the slutty actress from Hollywood. Well, there's your answer right there. Since we're talkin' about bangin' instead of marrying, the obvious answer is Ginger. Mary Ann's the type you settle down with and raise the 2.5 children. Ginger's the type you snort an eight-ball with and pound her till the last line's up your nose.  Hooray for Hollywood!

This is a picture I first did years ago. I recently tried to re-vamp it but never quite finished it to my satisfaction. Just this morning I pulled it up and added a background and some colour.


Fuck it. It's finished.


I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

Unlicensed Tyler massage therapist charged with prostitution

KYTX - A woman operating an unlicensed massage therapy studio on Loop 323 in Tyler was arrested Friday for prostitution after offering sex for a fee to an undercover officer, police said Monday. An undercover operation touched off by multiple tips led to the arrest of Qin Zhang, 48, said Tyler Police Public Information Officer Don Martin. Martin said Zhang, from Plano, was operating the business without a license at 1420 WSW Loop 323 under the name Healthy Massage. "We received numerous emails about the place from people with concerns. We conducted the investigation and found the tips to be true," he said. Martin said Zhang was arrested Friday evening at the business after undercover officers entered the business and confirmed the illegal activity. "This doesn't happen very often in Tyler," Martin said. Zhang was released from the Smith County Jail Friday after posting bonds totaling $1,000 on charges of prostitution and massage license violation.

Love me some massage parlors. You're allowed to massage about 99.9% of the body, but not the rest. What's up with that? How can a full body massage not include the full body? Isn't that false advertising? Madame Zhang is just tryin' to deliver an honest product at an honest price. I think massage parlors should be forced to advertise "No happy endings" if they don't give 'em. Otherwise, when I pay for a full body massage, I expect a full body massage, godammit. And I don't need any cops bustin' in there ruinin' the whole thing.  This shit needs to get straightened out.  Pronto.  Pay attention!

She's not that famous. She's not that funny. She's not that attractive. She's probably had too much plastic surgery. And she probably needs a career boost. Well Kathy, I hope this little exposure (see how I did that?) helps you out. And by the way, for 50 years' of mileage, you're actually not lookin' too bad. You're welcome.

PS - In case you want it, here's the link to the NSFW photos - Kathy Griffin Photos

How can they possibly still have like billions of people left in China? Muthas are gettin' waxed every which way from Sunday. Cars, trucks, carrriages, bikes, motorcycles, vans, buses, rickshaws all goin' down left and right. And this is some little city I never even heard of. What happens in the big, over-populated cities like Beijing?

Insurance agents must be the richest pricks in the country. Hey Geico, get your ass over to China ASAP! And in the meantime, work at home people, WORK AT HOME! Bang. Pay attention.

Well it's not the ending to Bonnie & Clyde but it's still entertaining. Outstanding smackdown moves by our man in blue here on both the dude and the mermaid. And she's a hippie mermaid to boot! Flashin' the peace sign, trying to swim to Europe. Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

More proof that Russians drink Stoli all day every day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Hey comrades, how many MPG's you get with bad mutha? Never mind, they're too dickered to figure it out anyway...Dos Vedanya!

Marilyn Monroe

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The Old:




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I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

 
Tennessee hoops vs. Ohio State football. I'm saving Pearl and my only reasoning is based on my impressions of the two guys. Tressel, with his little sweater vests, always seems like he's trying to come across as holier than thou. Pearl on the other hand is a certified nut-job so I don't think you can be surprised with what ya get. Tressel fries like an onion ring for bad acting and trying to fool us all. Not buyin' it....

I meant to post this last week shortly after I'd posted the final artwork. Better late then never.

Here's the initial sketch, done in Painter 11 in a sepia tone.

Here I've set the sketch to multiply mode and put in a neutral background

Working the background

Here I've added a neutral flesh tone between the background and the sketch

Added a blue tone to the background

And I begin shading with a darker value of the flesh colour.

More shading

And here is the finished product again. pushed the shadows darker and added softer highlights,  did a lot of blending and added a yellow highlight to the right edge of the figure. Viola! Betty!

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

First of all my little cupcake, let me just say that you are welcome here in the Speakeasy any ol' time your heart desires. Second of all, what the fuck? I'd hate to be around after that 12-shot bomb drops which is gonna be in like another hour or so. Add in the Mexican food and all I can see is taco meat and guacamole flyin' all over the midwest. Impressive performance though - you'll learn a little more about pacing when you become a professional.

Easy, right? Sophie is by far the hotter of the two. Well, not so fast my fickle friends. Take a look at this picture of the Columbian Bombshell without her makeup. Still want to bang her? Neither do I. In an upset, Julie gets the "Irish Inch Of Aggression." Bang. Done.

Hmmm....