Miorry Nobitto

My man's gonna break a lot of hearts. Makes Hines Ward look like an amateur.

Stoli for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Cheers!

My Image Morgue now resides on a handful of DVD's and likely will until a new and roomier home is found for them. Until then Monday Miscellanea will happen whenever I can manage it.


Nevertheless, here are a Baker's Dozen of pictures from the Morgue:

Looks like she's got the problem licked....

I like 'em with a soothing cup of tea.  How'bout you, grandpa?

Thanks, J-Lo.

MAIL ONLINE - Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment. Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits. The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade. Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia. The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium. An area of the sea is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel. Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier. The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes. However, Natalia is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible ten minutes and 40 seconds. There are around 100,000 belugas in the wild. The first to be held in captivity was shown at Barnum's Museum in New York in 1861, and there are belugas in aquariums and sea life parks across Europe, North America and Asia. Their large range of 'facial expressions' comes from them having a more flexible bone structure than other whales. Certainly these two had a big smile for the naked Natalia.

This chick is either gettin' a shitload of money, a shitload of vodka or she has a freaky sex fantasy involving whales.  Scientist my ass.  There's somethin' funky goin' on here.  Nobody in their right mind strips naked to swim with whales in the frozen ocean.  I'm onto you, Natalia.  You're not foolin' the Bahtendah.

Makes you wanna play a little butt bongo, no?

Hawkwind are an English rock band, one of the earliest space rock groups. Their lyrics favour urban and science fiction themes. They are also a noted precursor to punk rock and now are considered a link between the hippie and punk cultures.

Formed in November 1969 by singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Brock, Hawkwind have gone through many incarnations and styles of music. Critic Jim Green describes their trademark sound as characterised by "that gargantuan and impenetrable pre-metal/hardcore drone, those great riffs, that inexorable drive to destinations unknown". Dozens of musicians have worked with the group; The addition of bassist Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister and drummer Simon King propelled the band to greater heights.

As well, fantasy and science fiction writer Michael Moorcock was an occasional collaborator. At the beginning of 1975, the band recorded Warrior on the Edge of Time, their fifth studio album. It reached #13 on the UK album charts and was their third and last album to make the US Billboard chart, where it peaked at #150. Many of the lyrics are by Michael Moorcock and the album is loosely based on the concept of Moorcock's Eternal Champion.

I love this chick.  As far as I could tell she's about the only female around while cops and dudes are just riotin' everywhere.  Tear gas can't stop her, she's right back in the thick of things just gettin' wet with all the violence goin' on around her.  Digs the thrill, digs the excitement.  My kinda girl.

Probably would've been raped and murdered if she was reporting from Vancouver.

It's pretty clear. This cat wants to be a dog. Knows dogs are cooler, smarter, tougher, braver, stronger, more loyal, more athletic and have more fun. Well guess what, pal - you're a fuckin' cat. Deal with it.

This one just about says it all.  Beautiful scenery, but man there are a bunch of cocksucker hockey fans out there.  I said it before, it's a little more than ironic that Canucks rhymes with sucks.  Looks like Mumbles Menino did the right thing after all by not hosting a crowd at the Garden Wednesday night.

Chick loves her body and her cellphone camera.  So do I.