Miorry Nobitto

Abercrombie-Land

My five reasons to hate Abercrombie & Fitch has gotten a lot of hits over the months, but I wanted to give this Anon guy his own spotlight. He left a comment talking about the rudeness of the Abercrombie store associates.

Here is the comment from the person that had a bad experience at one store.

((Anonymous said...

I hate abercrombie and fitch. I am so outraged by the treatment I receive every time I go to the Abercrombie here in Wichita, KS. It is completely disgusting how the associates at the counter forget to show a shred of respect toward their paying, job-sustaining customers. Every time I go in there the associates are outright rude to me, rolling their eyes, talking back to me, attempting to embarass me in front of everyone in the store, and completely treating me like there is a problem with my mere presence shopping there. I'm not even going to bother describing who I am, or what I look like, or how much money I make simply because it should not **** matter! Everyone should be shown respect who walks into the store. I'm so outraged, if I wanted to have a conversation with an ungrateful, uncomprehending, stuck-up teenager I will have to go to another store with associates who are slightly more reasonable than those who work at this Abercrombie and Fitch location.))

I remember reading about the way they treated customers from other places, but could remember anything about it. So, I did some digging, and I found this site talking about some of the same complaints the Anon guy was talking about. I really liked the one about the bad techno music playing too loud.

So, is A&F the Nickelback of the clothing stores?

How does a company have a F' you attitude about things and still stay in business? Then, again buying a damn shirt for $40 seems a bit dumb to me.

Further reading

~Here are a few more reviews.

~Here is a great editorial on the problems with the store.

~The Urban Dictionary's definition

Abercrombie-Land

My five reasons to hate Abercrombie & Fitch has gotten a lot of hits over the months, but I wanted to give this Anon guy his own spotlight. He left a comment talking about the rudeness of the Abercrombie store associates.

Here is the comment from the person that had a bad experience at one store.

((Anonymous said...

I hate abercrombie and fitch. I am so outraged by the treatment I receive every time I go to the Abercrombie here in Wichita, KS. It is completely disgusting how the associates at the counter forget to show a shred of respect toward their paying, job-sustaining customers. Every time I go in there the associates are outright rude to me, rolling their eyes, talking back to me, attempting to embarass me in front of everyone in the store, and completely treating me like there is a problem with my mere presence shopping there. I'm not even going to bother describing who I am, or what I look like, or how much money I make simply because it should not **** matter! Everyone should be shown respect who walks into the store. I'm so outraged, if I wanted to have a conversation with an ungrateful, uncomprehending, stuck-up teenager I will have to go to another store with associates who are slightly more reasonable than those who work at this Abercrombie and Fitch location.))

I remember reading about the way they treated customers from other places, but could remember anything about it. So, I did some digging, and I found this site talking about some of the same complaints the Anon guy was talking about. I really liked the one about the bad techno music playing too loud.

So, is A&F the Nickelback of the clothing stores?

How does a company have a F' you attitude about things and still stay in business? Then, again buying a damn shirt for $40 seems a bit dumb to me.

Further reading

~Here are a few more reviews.

~Here is a great editorial on the problems with the store.

~The Urban Dictionary's definition

More Fun with Chatroulette

Extremely funny dude on the chat

More Fun with Chatroulette

Extremely funny dude on the chat

A fun little meme…

I found the Samurai Frog's Meme rather interesting, so I figured I'd give it a shot too. So, sit back and enjoy the show.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?: Nope, serious relationships aren’t my thing. I’m not exactly a nice person.

02) What was your dream growing up?: Didn’t really have one growing up. I was too buried into my own world, so I didn’t really think about the future. I didn’t really focus on writing until much later in life. Though I was into playing and reading music.

03) What talent do you wish you had?: I’m not sure about this one. Any talent I have is because I busted my ass working on the stuff that people say I’m good at now. I guess I wish I had the courage to actually try a stand up act in a comedy club.

04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?: How do I know you didn’t put something in my drink? You know what, I’ll get it myself. I don’t trust you.

05) Favorite vegetable?: Corn. I love corn. I’m a corn fan.

06) What was the last book you read?: Currently, I am reading an Arabic Dictionary book. I got it last week.

07) What zodiac sign are you?: I don’t care. I think the whole Zodiac Signs thing is total bullshit. It always bugs me when someone has the nerve to ask me my sign. My Zodiac Sign is the middle finger. How do you like them apples?

08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.: Never.

09) Worst habit?: Chewing my finger nails. I guess it is better than chewing my actual fingers.

10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?: I wouldn’t offer a ride to my best friend if I saw him walking down the street. Why would I let you in my messy car for a ride? Now, if I saw Steven Seagal walking down the street, I’d pick him up. Wait, that didn’t sound right.

11) What is your favorite sport?: Nothing, I’m a geek, so I hate all sports. I do ride bicycles, but I don’t watch the races.

12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?: I’m 100% pessimistic in everything. I see the dark cloud in everything.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?: I would never make eye-contact with you and never speak one word. I’d just turn up my MP3 player and completely ignore you. Are you following me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?: I hate to get all emo on you, but there so many things that I couldn’t chose one. But, these horrible things do make us who we are today. So, suck it up.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.: I never went to my prom, but I did show up to my Junior prom the year before. I vowed never to show up for my Sr. Prom.

16) Do you have any pets?: Dog, but I’ve had tons of pets.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?: Crap, man. What is going on here?

18) What was your first impression of me?: Well, you wanted a ride from me and you were stuck in an elevator with me. Creepy, but not in a good way. What do you want from me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?: Clowns are Evil! I hate clowns. I always found their makeup spooky. Are you a clown? Is that why you’re asking me all these questions?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?: It took me a long time to accept who I am as a person outside and inside. Surprisingly, I’m pretty much happy with the way I am today. I could care two-shits about what anyone thinks about the way I look.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?: Neither, I don’t care what you do. Just don’t involve me. You’re starting to creep me out, dude.

22) What color eyes do you have?: Brown?

23) Ever been arrested?: Nope, I don’t plan having that experience. Does anyone say, “Boy, I’d love to get arrested today!”

24) Bottle or can soda?: canned

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?: Save it. I love the smell of money too much to give it away.

26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?: Anywhere where there aren’t a lot of people. I hate people and I really hate crowds of people.

27) Do you believe in ghosts?: No way! (!) Huh, what was that noise?

28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?: Riding my bicycle, writing and listening to film scores. And, answering Memes.

29) Do you swear a lot?: Actually, I used the first word of the cuss word when in public. Like F’ you and CS’er. Go F’ yourself. I S’ed myself you MF’er. People know me because of that.

30) Biggest pet peeve?: People asking me about my biggest pet peeve.

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?: Strange, crazy, angry. Wait, that’s three words. F’ it.

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?: I’d believe in a ghost before romance. I think romance is a concept we humans cooked up to make us feel better about ourselves. We have basic sexual and relational needs that we wrap in this flowery concept of romance.

33) Favorite and least favorite food?: Favorite: Chinese, Japanese, and Mexican. Worst: Klingon food

34) Do you believe in God?: Agnostic, but more Agnostic atheism than anything else.

A fun little meme…

I found the Samurai Frog's Meme rather interesting, so I figured I'd give it a shot too. So, sit back and enjoy the show.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?: Nope, serious relationships aren’t my thing. I’m not exactly a nice person.

02) What was your dream growing up?: Didn’t really have one growing up. I was too buried into my own world, so I didn’t really think about the future. I didn’t really focus on writing until much later in life. Though I was into playing and reading music.

03) What talent do you wish you had?: I’m not sure about this one. Any talent I have is because I busted my ass working on the stuff that people say I’m good at now. I guess I wish I had the courage to actually try a stand up act in a comedy club.

04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?: How do I know you didn’t put something in my drink? You know what, I’ll get it myself. I don’t trust you.

05) Favorite vegetable?: Corn. I love corn. I’m a corn fan.

06) What was the last book you read?: Currently, I am reading an Arabic Dictionary book. I got it last week.

07) What zodiac sign are you?: I don’t care. I think the whole Zodiac Signs thing is total bullshit. It always bugs me when someone has the nerve to ask me my sign. My Zodiac Sign is the middle finger. How do you like them apples?

08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.: Never.

09) Worst habit?: Chewing my finger nails. I guess it is better than chewing my actual fingers.

10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?: I wouldn’t offer a ride to my best friend if I saw him walking down the street. Why would I let you in my messy car for a ride? Now, if I saw Steven Seagal walking down the street, I’d pick him up. Wait, that didn’t sound right.

11) What is your favorite sport?: Nothing, I’m a geek, so I hate all sports. I do ride bicycles, but I don’t watch the races.

12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?: I’m 100% pessimistic in everything. I see the dark cloud in everything.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?: I would never make eye-contact with you and never speak one word. I’d just turn up my MP3 player and completely ignore you. Are you following me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?: I hate to get all emo on you, but there so many things that I couldn’t chose one. But, these horrible things do make us who we are today. So, suck it up.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.: I never went to my prom, but I did show up to my Junior prom the year before. I vowed never to show up for my Sr. Prom.

16) Do you have any pets?: Dog, but I’ve had tons of pets.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?: Crap, man. What is going on here?

18) What was your first impression of me?: Well, you wanted a ride from me and you were stuck in an elevator with me. Creepy, but not in a good way. What do you want from me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?: Clowns are Evil! I hate clowns. I always found their makeup spooky. Are you a clown? Is that why you’re asking me all these questions?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?: It took me a long time to accept who I am as a person outside and inside. Surprisingly, I’m pretty much happy with the way I am today. I could care two-shits about what anyone thinks about the way I look.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?: Neither, I don’t care what you do. Just don’t involve me. You’re starting to creep me out, dude.

22) What color eyes do you have?: Brown?

23) Ever been arrested?: Nope, I don’t plan having that experience. Does anyone say, “Boy, I’d love to get arrested today!”

24) Bottle or can soda?: canned

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?: Save it. I love the smell of money too much to give it away.

26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?: Anywhere where there aren’t a lot of people. I hate people and I really hate crowds of people.

27) Do you believe in ghosts?: No way! (!) Huh, what was that noise?

28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?: Riding my bicycle, writing and listening to film scores. And, answering Memes.

29) Do you swear a lot?: Actually, I used the first word of the cuss word when in public. Like F’ you and CS’er. Go F’ yourself. I S’ed myself you MF’er. People know me because of that.

30) Biggest pet peeve?: People asking me about my biggest pet peeve.

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?: Strange, crazy, angry. Wait, that’s three words. F’ it.

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?: I’d believe in a ghost before romance. I think romance is a concept we humans cooked up to make us feel better about ourselves. We have basic sexual and relational needs that we wrap in this flowery concept of romance.

33) Favorite and least favorite food?: Favorite: Chinese, Japanese, and Mexican. Worst: Klingon food

34) Do you believe in God?: Agnostic, but more Agnostic atheism than anything else.

Kirstie Alley’s Organic Liaison: A Scientology Front?

Lt. Saavik, I’m disappointed in you. Like everyone else, I remember reading about her planning her own weight-loss plan after she left Jenny Craig. I didn’t believe her. Now, it’s been revealed that she does in fact have her own “weight-loss” program. The program, with a membership fee, uses organic methods to supposedly slim down the person.

They call the program Organic Liaison. (She has the site up and running with strange bubbles and fish: Plus, there is a strange Flash cartoon with Kirstie Alley that is beyond spooky.)

I’m all for her trying to get healthy, and trying a new program, but there’s something not right about this Organic Liaison program. So, after doing some searches, I noticed people on blogs connecting the Organic Liaison program with a known Scientology front and certain people from the Organic Liaison board are connected to the Space Church. Anonymous were the ones that discovered the connection between this diet company and the church.

Do I want my money going toward an organization I don’t support?

Why aren’t they mentioning that they’re connected to Scientology? Xenu will be pissed.

More notes

-Scientology doesn't really have a good track record on getting people to lose weight.

-Michelle Seward is one of Advisory Board members: There is no mention of her association with the Church.

-Even more connections.

-More information.

So, is this the diet version of the "Kobayashi Maru"?

Kirstie Alley’s Organic Liaison: A Scientology Front?

Lt. Saavik, I’m disappointed in you. Like everyone else, I remember reading about her planning her own weight-loss plan after she left Jenny Craig. I didn’t believe her. Now, it’s been revealed that she does in fact have her own “weight-loss” program. The program, with a membership fee, uses organic methods to supposedly slim down the person.

They call the program Organic Liaison. (She has the site up and running with strange bubbles and fish: Plus, there is a strange Flash cartoon with Kirstie Alley that is beyond spooky.)

I’m all for her trying to get healthy, and trying a new program, but there’s something not right about this Organic Liaison program. So, after doing some searches, I noticed people on blogs connecting the Organic Liaison program with a known Scientology front and certain people from the Organic Liaison board are connected to the Space Church. Anonymous were the ones that discovered the connection between this diet company and the church.

Do I want my money going toward an organization I don’t support?

Why aren’t they mentioning that they’re connected to Scientology? Xenu will be pissed.

More notes

-Scientology doesn't really have a good track record on getting people to lose weight.

-Michelle Seward is one of Advisory Board members: There is no mention of her association with the Church.

-Even more connections.

-More information.

So, is this the diet version of the "Kobayashi Maru"?

Random Thoughts

~Chattroulette: Nexting by the Numbers: This is great video. It is funny to see how the guy put people into Boys, Girls, and Perverts. Of course, it is mostly made up of guys, and most people didn't want to talk to him. (Nexted). When he puts a hot girl in front of the camera, the results completely changed.

~Kirstie Alley: Has she finally completely lost it? I mean is constantly twittering, but not doing much acting these days. She gets in fights with Perez Hilton for no good reason and leaves fat farms. I don't think that's much of a career. Why hasn't Scientology come in help her out, since they think they're better at treatment than actor doctors.

~Speaking of Scientology, it looks like the Space Church is going after St. Petersburg Times. Remember, they are the paper that ripped the church a new one with their in depth reporting. They hired a group of reporters to investigate the paper.

Wait a second, I thought the church claimed they didn't follow the Fair Game policy anymore?

~Pictures of Dawn Brancheau doing what she loved...training whales. I didn't see the footage of the whale trainer getting killed by Tilikum the killer whale. But it is sad to know that she was killed by the very creatures she loved to interact with. Dawn Brancheau appears happy in the photos. From what I can gather, the whale probably thought it was playing with her, but ended up killing her. But, keep in mind killer whales do have a mean streak in them too.

~Killer Whale eats fisherman's caught fish. Repost

~I'm really getting sick of this cold weather. I can't wait until it warms up enough for me to ride my bike around town again. Next weekend might just be those days for me to get out.

~Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

~I used to have this huge crush on this chick named Dawn from back in the day. I always found her cute, and I made no bones about it. I was friends with her friend, so we'd see each other from time to time. But, I never got enough guts to ask her out when she was single. I always felt she was out of my league, so I didn't even bother. Now, some years later, she looks even better and hotter, but she's married. Oh, well...

Random Thoughts

~Chattroulette: Nexting by the Numbers: This is great video. It is funny to see how the guy put people into Boys, Girls, and Perverts. Of course, it is mostly made up of guys, and most people didn't want to talk to him. (Nexted). When he puts a hot girl in front of the camera, the results completely changed.

~Kirstie Alley: Has she finally completely lost it? I mean is constantly twittering, but not doing much acting these days. She gets in fights with Perez Hilton for no good reason and leaves fat farms. I don't think that's much of a career. Why hasn't Scientology come in help her out, since they think they're better at treatment than actor doctors.

~Speaking of Scientology, it looks like the Space Church is going after St. Petersburg Times. Remember, they are the paper that ripped the church a new one with their in depth reporting. They hired a group of reporters to investigate the paper.

Wait a second, I thought the church claimed they didn't follow the Fair Game policy anymore?

~Pictures of Dawn Brancheau doing what she loved...training whales. I didn't see the footage of the whale trainer getting killed by Tilikum the killer whale. But it is sad to know that she was killed by the very creatures she loved to interact with. Dawn Brancheau appears happy in the photos. From what I can gather, the whale probably thought it was playing with her, but ended up killing her. But, keep in mind killer whales do have a mean streak in them too.

~Killer Whale eats fisherman's caught fish. Repost

~I'm really getting sick of this cold weather. I can't wait until it warms up enough for me to ride my bike around town again. Next weekend might just be those days for me to get out.

~Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

~I used to have this huge crush on this chick named Dawn from back in the day. I always found her cute, and I made no bones about it. I was friends with her friend, so we'd see each other from time to time. But, I never got enough guts to ask her out when she was single. I always felt she was out of my league, so I didn't even bother. Now, some years later, she looks even better and hotter, but she's married. Oh, well...

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

Showgirls 2 ? (Red Band trailer) Not safe for work

There is a not safe for work Red Band trailer from the new Showgirls 2 movie. I’m exactly sure how the hell this so called sequel to the first movie has any connections to part one. From the poorly created trailer, I'd say there isn't a connection. However after doing some digging, the minor character Hope from the first movie played by Rena Riffel is the connection between the two films.

Somehow, it appears they've made a movie that may be worst than the original movie, and believe me the first one is unwatchable. The movie is so shitty that they couldn't even get Elizabeth Berkley to reprise her role. It's not like Berkley is that busy today, besides doing Saved by the Bell reunion shows.

I've seen this so called sequel called by two different names; The Return and The Story of Hope.

This smells of “Direct to DVD”.

Showgirls 2 ? (Red Band trailer) Not safe for work

There is a not safe for work Red Band trailer from the new Showgirls 2 movie. I’m exactly sure how the hell this so called sequel to the first movie has any connections to part one. From the poorly created trailer, I'd say there isn't a connection. However after doing some digging, the minor character Hope from the first movie played by Rena Riffel is the connection between the two films.

Somehow, it appears they've made a movie that may be worst than the original movie, and believe me the first one is unwatchable. The movie is so shitty that they couldn't even get Elizabeth Berkley to reprise her role. It's not like Berkley is that busy today, besides doing Saved by the Bell reunion shows.

I've seen this so called sequel called by two different names; The Return and The Story of Hope.

This smells of “Direct to DVD”.

SWORDS OF FIRE now on sale! Four novellas by David A. Hardy, C. J. Burch, Jack Mackenzie, G. W. Thomas and cover and illos by yours truly!

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio

Nickelback (Chad Kroeger) vs. a Pickle

“Never made it as a pickleman.”

That’s right you heard that correctly. Coral Anne decided to create a facebook page in an attempt to get more fans than the Super Sucky band Nickelback. The name of the page is “Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?” . Somehow, this page became a movement. She wanted to see if a pickle could get more fans than Nickelback on Facebook, but it turned into something bigger.

She had this to say about Nickelback, ((I also need to explain that I do not "hate" Nickelback. Are they one of my favourite bands? No they are not, but, and as "gay" as anyone here wants to think of me as, I didn't make this page to endorse hate, I made it for humour. We may not all see beauty in all artists or see all artists from the same viewpoint, and I think some of us are deeper than others and I think different people look for different things within different music. I think it is true that what a lot of people look for in an artist can not be found in Nickelback and their music, which I completely understand.))

Yet, the revolution of the pickle grew and grew until it took over the band's amount of fans on their facebook. The fact Nickelback has any fans amazes me. They're like a slightly better version of Creed. As of this writing, the Pickle Page has nearly 1,491,123 fans. News sites have been even reporting on this thing and vlogger have also reported on it.

What got me interested in the story was that supposedly lead singer Chad (D-Bag) Kroeger threatened to shutdown the page. I’m hoping it wasn’t him. If it was, then it is probably one of the biggest douche bag moves ever. Though it does smell like this Chad Kroeger might be a fake, but he's ego might just be that inflated that he would try to destroy the page.

And, yes I even joined the fan page. I'm a true hater of Nickelback, but not as much as Creed. But, I love sweet pickles, and I'm sure an actual pickle could make better music than Nickelback.

Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to re-post the Nickelback Shreds

Re-post of “This is how you remind of Someday”

Nickelback (Chad Kroeger) vs. a Pickle

“Never made it as a pickleman.”

That’s right you heard that correctly. Coral Anne decided to create a facebook page in an attempt to get more fans than the Super Sucky band Nickelback. The name of the page is “Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?” . Somehow, this page became a movement. She wanted to see if a pickle could get more fans than Nickelback on Facebook, but it turned into something bigger.

She had this to say about Nickelback, ((I also need to explain that I do not "hate" Nickelback. Are they one of my favourite bands? No they are not, but, and as "gay" as anyone here wants to think of me as, I didn't make this page to endorse hate, I made it for humour. We may not all see beauty in all artists or see all artists from the same viewpoint, and I think some of us are deeper than others and I think different people look for different things within different music. I think it is true that what a lot of people look for in an artist can not be found in Nickelback and their music, which I completely understand.))

Yet, the revolution of the pickle grew and grew until it took over the band's amount of fans on their facebook. The fact Nickelback has any fans amazes me. They're like a slightly better version of Creed. As of this writing, the Pickle Page has nearly 1,491,123 fans. News sites have been even reporting on this thing and vlogger have also reported on it.

What got me interested in the story was that supposedly lead singer Chad (D-Bag) Kroeger threatened to shutdown the page. I’m hoping it wasn’t him. If it was, then it is probably one of the biggest douche bag moves ever. Though it does smell like this Chad Kroeger might be a fake, but he's ego might just be that inflated that he would try to destroy the page.

And, yes I even joined the fan page. I'm a true hater of Nickelback, but not as much as Creed. But, I love sweet pickles, and I'm sure an actual pickle could make better music than Nickelback.

Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to re-post the Nickelback Shreds

Re-post of “This is how you remind of Someday”

Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite is a throwback film spoofing the 1970s blaxploitation films. Silly and full of crazy scenes, Black Dynamite is a fun spoof movie that references nearly all the goodness of the 70s. The clothes are outrageous and the acting overblown on purpose. I had a lot of fun with this movie. In the same way Austin Powers took on the 60s, Black Dynamite rips into the 70s movies. And, BD does a great job spoofing the era much better than most of the modern spoof movies of today. For me, the movie kind of reminded me of I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and Undercover Brother.

If you liked Austin Powers, Action Jackson or the Grindhouse movies, then you’ll really enjoy this comedic romp.

Michael Jai White (Spawn) just brings it in every portion of the movie. White plays Black Dynamite as a guy too cool for the movie. Black Dynamite embodies everything from those blaxploitation films. White fully takes on the role and I totally forgot it was MJW.

There are hundreds of editing and continuity mistakes and all done on purpose. Some of the shots will completely change within the same scene. The same henchmen will die throughout the movie at different times. The scenes sometimes will run long, and you will see the actors waiting for the director to say, “Cut”. One character reads the directing cues from the script as if he doesn’t understand acting and reading scripts.

At one point, Black Dynamite stands up and notices a boom microphone in the frame. The scene ends with BD continually looking at the microphone with annoyance. At another point in the movie, a guy accidentally hits another actor in the face and the actor breaks character yells at him. Then the scene repeats itself and there’s a stuntman that looks completely different in the angry guy’s place.

The biggest strength of this spoof is that movie goes from being a ghetto detective story into a Kung-Fu movie. Yes, the entire movie completely turns into a full Kung-Fu story. The editing and acting completely change. It is at this point that you either take the movie for what it is or turn it off. From a Kung-Fu movie spoof, it goes completely off the rails where Black Dynamite fights someone high up in the US government. I won’t give away who he fights, but it is freaking crazy. And, I loved every minute of that fight scene.

As long as you don’t take BD seriously, you will really enjoy this funny spoof. I loved the movie.

Grade: B+

~Adult stars Charlotte Stokely and Charmane Star are in this movie and they look great.

~We know where Arsenio Hall turned up.