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Monday, February 8, 2010
The 30th Golden Raspberry Awards (Part 1 of 2)
Golden Rapsberry Nominations for 2009 are out. I wanted to go through the list and give my two cents. Since I am a self-appointed critic, I think some of the nominations are on the money and some a little mean-spirited. (I know. I am a mean SOB myself.)
Worst Picture
All About Steve: I haven’t endured this movie yet, but everyone has said that this movie is pure garbage. I like Sandra Bullock, but this was even a huge misstep in the eyes of her fans. I heard the studio buried the movie, but dug it up when The Hangover came out. Both starred Bradley Cooper. By the way, the movie is currently at 6%.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: I wanted to hate this popcorn movie, but I found myself kind of enjoying the movie purely on a popcorn level. It was certainly more entertaining than Transformers II.
Land of the Lost: Okay, I’ve heard this movie wasn’t that bad. Some people have recommended this comedic remake to me. Makes me wonder why this movie is on the list?
Old Dogs: Why not just call this movie Wild Hogs II. Hell, the title is almost the same.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Okay, sure. I think this movie will probably win. Bay certainly is hated the most out of the list, but All About Steve might have a chance.
Worst Actor
Will Ferrell in Land of the Lost : Really? Does he deserve it? This has more to do with the Ferrell backlash.
The Jonas Brothers in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience : I don't understand why people like these guys. Did they need to make a movie from their concert?
Steve Martin in The Pink Panther 2 : Steve should win for this one, but he has some challengers.
Eddie Murphy in Imagine That : Poor Eddie Murphy.
John Travolta in Old Dogs : I would like to see him win another one.
Worst Actress
BeyoncĂ© in Obsessed: It probably won’t happen. I think it deserves it.
Sandra Bullock in All About Steve: I don’t think she’ll win because she’s gotten a lot of praise for The Proposal and The Blind Side. I’m hoping she doesn’t win either, because I really like Sandra Bullock.
Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana: The Movie: It won’t happen, sorry.
Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Megan Fox deserves to get an award for her TF role. Somehow, she has gotten worst in her acting.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Did You Hear About the Morgans?: I only heard about this movie being bad, and I haven’t even seen a trailer. I do know it bombed at the box office.
Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus in Hannah Montana: The Movie: I’m not really a fan of his, but I think it is fitting that his daughter is a bigger star than he is now. I think that is far worst than getting an award.
Hugh Hefner in Miss March: Does he even know he’s on Earth? Somehow, this guy has gotten a nomination for playing himself. Well done, Hugh.
Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Probably will win…
Jorma Taccone in Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Sorry, his role was very muted in this movie. He mostly wanted to bang Scarlet.
Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen in Bride Wars : She should win, but that probably won’t happen. I hate this movie so much.