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Chinese Undercover Police Woman kills hostage taker

The video is very graphic, but it is amazing how fast she was able to pull out her gun. She was quick. Some people are saying the cops went too far, because he only had scissors. There are times when police do go too far with minor infractions, but this isn't one of those cases. If you look at the girl hostage, she has blood dripping from her arms. The dude kept stabbing her with the scissors, he would have had no problem killing her.

Now, the multiple shots after the first shot was not necessary.

It is interesting that the state run news is milking this thing for everything its worth. That's the part I find a little troubling. It should be noted the undercover cop had never shot anyone before. If someone was pointing a weapon on me, I would certainly want her on my side.

Chinese Undercover Police Woman kills hostage taker

The video is very graphic, but it is amazing how fast she was able to pull out her gun. She was quick. Some people are saying the cops went too far, because he only had scissors. There are times when police do go too far with minor infractions, but this isn't one of those cases. If you look at the girl hostage, she has blood dripping from her arms. The dude kept stabbing her with the scissors, he would have had no problem killing her.

Now, the multiple shots after the first shot was not necessary.

It is interesting that the state run news is milking this thing for everything its worth. That's the part I find a little troubling. It should be noted the undercover cop had never shot anyone before. If someone was pointing a weapon on me, I would certainly want her on my side.

Not attractive

Look, I'm the last one to call myself good looking, but Gov. Jan Brewer is one ugly woman. Talk about not aging gracefully. She has that Devil look that Joe Jackson (Micheal Jackson's Father) has. Maybe the hate and fear of illegal aliens morphed her into this strange Lord of the Rings character.

I hate sound mean, but could you imagine waking up to this every morning?

I love the fact that this little troll of a woman didn't get her way when Arizona didn't get all of its crazy immigration law passed. I'm not a full supporter of the other side, but this new law was in the wrong direction.

I also like that you can see John McCain gazing off into nothing in the background.

Not attractive

Look, I'm the last one to call myself good looking, but Gov. Jan Brewer is one ugly woman. Talk about not aging gracefully. She has that Devil look that Joe Jackson (Micheal Jackson's Father) has. Maybe the hate and fear of illegal aliens morphed her into this strange Lord of the Rings character.

I hate sound mean, but could you imagine waking up to this every morning?

I love the fact that this little troll of a woman didn't get her way when Arizona didn't get all of its crazy immigration law passed. I'm not a full supporter of the other side, but this new law was in the wrong direction.

I also like that you can see John McCain gazing off into nothing in the background.

Universal Greeting

Universal Greeting

Montana Fishburne (part II)

Well, this whole Montana Fishburne story is blowing up around the Internet.

Brian Pumper actually talks about the industry with Montana sitting across from him! She's in a damn video interview with Mr. Pumper. Now, it has come out there might be even more scenes being released through Mr. Pumper's series. She goes by the lame stage name Chippy-D. Why not Morpheus?

After this news broke, her Twitter account magically locked up. I know for a fact it was open, as were other things, last night. You better believe Laurence is calling her house to get an answer. No parent wants to hear that their daughter is getting into the adult business. Nothing good will come of this.

Montana Fishburne (part II)

Well, this whole Montana Fishburne story is blowing up around the Internet.

Brian Pumper actually talks about the industry with Montana sitting across from him! She's in a damn video interview with Mr. Pumper. Now, it has come out there might be even more scenes being released through Mr. Pumper's series. She goes by the lame stage name Chippy-D. Why not Morpheus?

After this news broke, her Twitter account magically locked up. I know for a fact it was open, as were other things, last night. You better believe Laurence is calling her house to get an answer. No parent wants to hear that their daughter is getting into the adult business. Nothing good will come of this.

Montana Fishburne wants to be an actress...just not the kind that her father Laurence Fishburne is currently in.

On TMZ, they're reporting that Montana, daughter from Laurence's first marriage, is making a sex tape on purpose. From TMZ, ((TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape." ))

You better believe Laurence is beyond pissed. Because I've listened to Dr. Drew a little bit too much, I think this a way to get back at her father for some reason. What better way to piss him off but to get into porn.

I also have to wonder if Brian Pumper had something to do with her new venture in Porn Alley. Supposedly, it was revealed that she's been secretly dating Mr. Pumper. Has this been confirmed?

Using sex tapes to get into acting or becoming famous aren't exactly the ways to get noticed and stay noticed. And, using Kim Kardashian as a career model isn't too smart, because Kim has nothing else to offer other than showing up to parties and reality shows. You'll get 15 minutes of fame, but that's about it. Hell, Paris Hilton's fame is starting to fade.

I'd love to hear what Laurence has to say about this news.

Montana Fishburne wants to be an actress...just not the kind that her father Laurence Fishburne is currently in.

On TMZ, they're reporting that Montana, daughter from Laurence's first marriage, is making a sex tape on purpose. From TMZ, ((TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape." ))

You better believe Laurence is beyond pissed. Because I've listened to Dr. Drew a little bit too much, I think this a way to get back at her father for some reason. What better way to piss him off but to get into porn.

I also have to wonder if Brian Pumper had something to do with her new venture in Porn Alley. Supposedly, it was revealed that she's been secretly dating Mr. Pumper. Has this been confirmed?

Using sex tapes to get into acting or becoming famous aren't exactly the ways to get noticed and stay noticed. And, using Kim Kardashian as a career model isn't too smart, because Kim has nothing else to offer other than showing up to parties and reality shows. You'll get 15 minutes of fame, but that's about it. Hell, Paris Hilton's fame is starting to fade.

I'd love to hear what Laurence has to say about this news.

Yogi Bear is coming out as a CGI/Live action movie...run away.

Over at Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness, he posted a trailer to the movie, but I wanted to post it here for craps and giggles.

The trailer looks awful and it does remind me of the bad Garfield and The Chipmunks. Did any young kid ask, “When are they going to make a real Yogi Bear movie?”

Yogi Bear is coming out as a CGI/Live action movie...run away.

Over at Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness, he posted a trailer to the movie, but I wanted to post it here for craps and giggles.

The trailer looks awful and it does remind me of the bad Garfield and The Chipmunks. Did any young kid ask, “When are they going to make a real Yogi Bear movie?”

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Teaser

Somewhere, Richard Grieco is watching this teaser and thinking, “That could have been me!”.

I like the fact Sparrow breaks the fourth wall and talks to the people.

You know what? I'm actually looking forward to this upcoming movie now. As long as the focus is on Jack Sparrow and Barbossa, then I'm all for another movie in the series. Sure the last movie was a total mess script-wise because they were writing the script as they were filming the movie, I think they gave this movie a little more time to breathe.

Btw, they're filming the movie with 3-D cameras instead of “Up-Converting” it .

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Teaser

Somewhere, Richard Grieco is watching this teaser and thinking, “That could have been me!”.

I like the fact Sparrow breaks the fourth wall and talks to the people.

You know what? I'm actually looking forward to this upcoming movie now. As long as the focus is on Jack Sparrow and Barbossa, then I'm all for another movie in the series. Sure the last movie was a total mess script-wise because they were writing the script as they were filming the movie, I think they gave this movie a little more time to breathe.

Btw, they're filming the movie with 3-D cameras instead of “Up-Converting” it .

Sonic Vs. Bobby Brown

The beat matches Bobby Brown's “Every little step” song for the most part. Btw, I love the bicycle shorts Bobby Brown wears in the video. I remember every girl and guy would wear bicycle shorts without riding a bike. Women would wear them to show off their ass.

Here's a different remix of the song.

Sonic Vs. Bobby Brown

The beat matches Bobby Brown's “Every little step” song for the most part. Btw, I love the bicycle shorts Bobby Brown wears in the video. I remember every girl and guy would wear bicycle shorts without riding a bike. Women would wear them to show off their ass.

Here's a different remix of the song.

Jesse Camp's “Camp” Doesn't like me

I guess you can add Jesse Camp's family to the long list of people that don't like this blog. I received a delightful comment in my Jesse Camp post in which I kind of blasted the guy. A guy with the cool name Josiah left this comment on my post.

((Jesse Camp had to work at a normal job for six months as a requirement to complete his probation. Not because he had to because he invested his Mtv money very well and now never has to work another day in his life unless he wants to. I am his second cousin and know him very well. He is a brilliant guy and is much like Andy Kaufman. People that get so worked up about him - like you still do ten years after the fact - don't realize that the joke is in fact on you. ))

I don't get worked up about Jesse Camp and had totally forgotten about him until someone on a Podcast mentioned him.

Anyway, I left him a half-assed comment back below. I said, ((The fact you took the time to come in here a leave a comment on a shitty blog as mine seems to make the joke on you. If he has enough F’ you money going around, then he and his family shouldn’t have to care what I (a shitty little Blogger) or anyone else has to say…right?
With the exception of Andy Kaufman and the wrestler prank, I was never a fan of Kaufman’s work. Then again, Camp is certainly more entertaining than Pauly Shore or any of those reality shows that are on MTV now.
It seems strange that I actually yearn from the old days of MTV “with” Camp and the rest of the gang, crap and all.
Wait a second, did I just give props to Mr. Camp? Damn it, I again made my argument side with the other side…well shiiiitttt. ))

Actually, I am gratefully Josiah left a comment and he wasn't that Viagra Spammer. I'm more angry at that Viagra Guy than Mr. Camp or Josiah.

I think the Internet has more than enough discussion about Jesse Camp or Viagra.

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Jesse Camp's “Camp” Doesn't like me

I guess you can add Jesse Camp's family to the long list of people that don't like this blog. I received a delightful comment in my Jesse Camp post in which I kind of blasted the guy. A guy with the cool name Josiah left this comment on my post.

((Jesse Camp had to work at a normal job for six months as a requirement to complete his probation. Not because he had to because he invested his Mtv money very well and now never has to work another day in his life unless he wants to. I am his second cousin and know him very well. He is a brilliant guy and is much like Andy Kaufman. People that get so worked up about him - like you still do ten years after the fact - don't realize that the joke is in fact on you. ))

I don't get worked up about Jesse Camp and had totally forgotten about him until someone on a Podcast mentioned him.

Anyway, I left him a half-assed comment back below. I said, ((The fact you took the time to come in here a leave a comment on a shitty blog as mine seems to make the joke on you. If he has enough F’ you money going around, then he and his family shouldn’t have to care what I (a shitty little Blogger) or anyone else has to say…right?
With the exception of Andy Kaufman and the wrestler prank, I was never a fan of Kaufman’s work. Then again, Camp is certainly more entertaining than Pauly Shore or any of those reality shows that are on MTV now.
It seems strange that I actually yearn from the old days of MTV “with” Camp and the rest of the gang, crap and all.
Wait a second, did I just give props to Mr. Camp? Damn it, I again made my argument side with the other side…well shiiiitttt. ))

Actually, I am gratefully Josiah left a comment and he wasn't that Viagra Spammer. I'm more angry at that Viagra Guy than Mr. Camp or Josiah.

I think the Internet has more than enough discussion about Jesse Camp or Viagra.

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Resident Evil 4 movie panel Stabbing at Comic Con

It appears a fanboy in a “Harry Potter” shirt stabbed another Comic Con attendee with a pen in the eye. The guy in the picture above got arrested for being an angry nerd. The first thing I thought when I read this was, “Please don't let this be a black guy, pleeese.” Magically, we can chalk this one up to another “black person making the rest of us look bad” deal.

Usually nerds and geeks get mad behind the online mask and not on convention floors.

There are a few things to learn from this.

1 Don't get arrested wearing a Harry Potter shirt. The guys in jail are going to have a field day with you.

2 Was getting a seat in the Resident Evil panel really worth it? I mean it is safe to assume the movie is going to be total crap.

Resident Evil 4 movie panel Stabbing at Comic Con

It appears a fanboy in a “Harry Potter” shirt stabbed another Comic Con attendee with a pen in the eye. The guy in the picture above got arrested for being an angry nerd. The first thing I thought when I read this was, “Please don't let this be a black guy, pleeese.” Magically, we can chalk this one up to another “black person making the rest of us look bad” deal.

Usually nerds and geeks get mad behind the online mask and not on convention floors.

There are a few things to learn from this.

1 Don't get arrested wearing a Harry Potter shirt. The guys in jail are going to have a field day with you.

2 Was getting a seat in the Resident Evil panel really worth it? I mean it is safe to assume the movie is going to be total crap.

Last of the Mohicans Promentory (the difference between the film version and the album version)

While reading through the SF's list of top film scores from the past 20 years. He mentioned Trevor Jones and Randy Edelman's Last of the Mohicans score as being one of his favorites. Most of the better tracks came from Trevor Jones, Jones would leave the project leaving it to Edelman to finish.

One of my favorite tracks has to be Promentory. This track is used during the final battle between the heroes and the villains. It uses Celtic (Scottish and Irish?) rhythms with some Native American chords and drums. The problem is the first album version of this song is completely different structurally and tonally. There are portions of Promentory that were only heard during the movie.

Full FilmVersion (as listed)

Comment: There are some really good chords in this version that's lacking in the old album version. The baseline is also different as it's louder. Some of the stuff absent from the old album version is the 4:30 mark onward. These are my favorite portions from the movie version.

Album version

Comment: There is still stuff to like about this version, but it doesn't hold a candle to the film version.

Last of the Mohicans Promentory (the difference between the film version and the album version)

While reading through the SF's list of top film scores from the past 20 years. He mentioned Trevor Jones and Randy Edelman's Last of the Mohicans score as being one of his favorites. Most of the better tracks came from Trevor Jones, Jones would leave the project leaving it to Edelman to finish.

One of my favorite tracks has to be Promentory. This track is used during the final battle between the heroes and the villains. It uses Celtic (Scottish and Irish?) rhythms with some Native American chords and drums. The problem is the first album version of this song is completely different structurally and tonally. There are portions of Promentory that were only heard during the movie.

Full FilmVersion (as listed)

Comment: There are some really good chords in this version that's lacking in the old album version. The baseline is also different as it's louder. Some of the stuff absent from the old album version is the 4:30 mark onward. These are my favorite portions from the movie version.

Album version

Comment: There is still stuff to like about this version, but it doesn't hold a candle to the film version.

Armond White has once again proved that he’s completely full of crap and doesn’t have a grasp on film criticism. I listened to main Slash Film podcast with everyone’s favorite critic to hate and hoped he would come across a little more believable. (Make sure to jump to the halfway mark around 45-49 min to get to Armond White's take on Inception)

And, after listening to Armond on the podcast I've grown to really hate the man. Jack Mathews from Rough Cuts (Moviefone) put it best about the guy. Mathews says ((White is a classic, unapologetic elitist and one of the few to ever work for a general interest or mainstream publication. For good reason: As White's editors are being constantly reminded, the inherent insult to readers' intelligence by White's approach is risky business. His haughty, theoretical approach is the stuff of academia and film journals. ))

White has this academic view of film criticism, yet praises films like Terminator Salvation (A deeply flawed but not bad movie) and Norbit. It makes no sense. The movies he praises are the movies that are the main problem with Hollywood system. Most of the movies he likes are the ones that the Hollywood system has interfered with.

Looking at this list that MC has provided for me from Flick Filosopher.com, there is something wrong here.

Dance Flick: Does anyone really find any artistic value in this movie? I liked Scary Movie 1, but has this team made a good movie since (Little Man? White Chicks?)

Terminator Salvation: There are so many stories about what happened behind the scenes of this movie to fill a book. At one point, there was a daring ending involving a Terminator taking over the John Connor role after the real Connor dies. The movie intended to be R-rated but the studio forced a PG-13.

Jonah Hex: This movie has a long history of rewrites and re-shoots, and re-edits.

And, list goes on.

Then, there's this elitism that seeps into every measured and bloated sentience from this guy. The guys on the Slash Film podcast were respectful, but Armond got a little mad when they made some comments about Michael Bay. He seems to regard Bay as a better director than say Nolan. I find that just amazing. The man might just be faking this whole thing just to get attention.

Armond White went after Ebert and the Internet critic community as a whole.

White says this about Ebert from Slash Film, ((That’s what’s called being a shill. And it’s a tragic thing that that became the example of what a film critic does for too many people. Often he wasn’t practicing criticism at all. Often he would point out gaffes or mistakes in continuity. That’s not criticism. That’s really a pea-brained kind of fan gibberish.))

Uh, if a musician plays an off key note, shouldn’t someone write about that? Gaffes and mistakes are part of criticism. While it shouldn't be the entire review, these things do need to be pointed out.

I'm going to reserve my final thoughts on this guy after Slash Film releases their After Dark Podcast.

Armond White has once again proved that he’s completely full of crap and doesn’t have a grasp on film criticism. I listened to main Slash Film podcast with everyone’s favorite critic to hate and hoped he would come across a little more believable. (Make sure to jump to the halfway mark around 45-49 min to get to Armond White's take on Inception)

And, after listening to Armond on the podcast I've grown to really hate the man. Jack Mathews from Rough Cuts (Moviefone) put it best about the guy. Mathews says ((White is a classic, unapologetic elitist and one of the few to ever work for a general interest or mainstream publication. For good reason: As White's editors are being constantly reminded, the inherent insult to readers' intelligence by White's approach is risky business. His haughty, theoretical approach is the stuff of academia and film journals. ))

White has this academic view of film criticism, yet praises films like Terminator Salvation (A deeply flawed but not bad movie) and Norbit. It makes no sense. The movies he praises are the movies that are the main problem with Hollywood system. Most of the movies he likes are the ones that the Hollywood system has interfered with.

Looking at this list that MC has provided for me from Flick Filosopher.com, there is something wrong here.

Dance Flick: Does anyone really find any artistic value in this movie? I liked Scary Movie 1, but has this team made a good movie since (Little Man? White Chicks?)

Terminator Salvation: There are so many stories about what happened behind the scenes of this movie to fill a book. At one point, there was a daring ending involving a Terminator taking over the John Connor role after the real Connor dies. The movie intended to be R-rated but the studio forced a PG-13.

Jonah Hex: This movie has a long history of rewrites and re-shoots, and re-edits.

And, list goes on.

Then, there's this elitism that seeps into every measured and bloated sentience from this guy. The guys on the Slash Film podcast were respectful, but Armond got a little mad when they made some comments about Michael Bay. He seems to regard Bay as a better director than say Nolan. I find that just amazing. The man might just be faking this whole thing just to get attention.

Armond White went after Ebert and the Internet critic community as a whole.

White says this about Ebert from Slash Film, ((That’s what’s called being a shill. And it’s a tragic thing that that became the example of what a film critic does for too many people. Often he wasn’t practicing criticism at all. Often he would point out gaffes or mistakes in continuity. That’s not criticism. That’s really a pea-brained kind of fan gibberish.))

Uh, if a musician plays an off key note, shouldn’t someone write about that? Gaffes and mistakes are part of criticism. While it shouldn't be the entire review, these things do need to be pointed out.

I'm going to reserve my final thoughts on this guy after Slash Film releases their After Dark Podcast.

The Legend of Jessi Slaughter (No relation to Sgt. Slaughter)

The video that started it all...

What do you get when you cross an annoying 11-year-old with a webcam and the entire Internet? A strange Internet Meme that continues to build upon itself. The video above is a typical pre-teen girl that believes the world revolves around her. Little did she know she was about to get more attention than she could imagine.

A certain group of people took to giving her a bit of Internet revenge, and that's when the shit hit the fan. It's been reported that she's had fake pizza deliveries sent to her and many harassing phone calls from people on the Internet.

Instead of letting her new found Internet fame fade, she posted a tearful response...with her father threatening the entire Internet. That's not the smartest thing to do.

I have to say that her father is total kickass person because he's a cross between a wrestler and a poor man's Billy Mays. You also have to love the vintage facial hair. I truly believe her crazy bushwhacker father will destroy the Internet and then Universe to protect his poser daughter.

Not since the Epic Beard Man has a meme turned into such an epic viral event. Phrases like “You dun goofed” and “Consequences will never be the same”. (What does that even mean?)

She has an entry on Dramatica and Know Your Meme.

She also has a definition in the Urban Dictionary. Here's one of the entries in the definition, ((A term made for those who act beyond their age through means of vulgar language, lewd pictures, and often threaten others in a manner so obscene it is almost laughable. "Jessi Slaughters" are often found on YouTube and other video streaming sites to vent their frustrations and babble on about nonsensical things such as waffles and fictitious romances. As a final note: "Jessi Slaughters" are also highly prone to internet memes. ))

That pretty much sums up exactly why they went after her. She had no business being on the Internet unsupervised at the age of 11. It is incidents like this one that are the reason she doesn't need to be on the WWW.

The Rock takes on Jessi Slaughter and the Billy Mays Clone

If Want to try some Ventrilo Harassment, someone compiled her father's clips and made a soundboard. Check it out!