Miorry Nobitto

Vampires Suck (trailer)

Yes, there's going to be a Twilight parody movie coming out this August. As I watched the trailer, something seemed familiar about it. (The unfunny current pop culture references and unrelated jokes to the premise)...So, I looked up the movie on IMDB and I discovered why. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are directing and writing this piece of crap. They're ones that ruined the spoof movies for everyone.

I thought Friedberg and Seltzer were done after Disaster Movie turned out to be a flop. So, now they're going after vampire franchises, namely True Blood and Twilight. It's too easy, fellas.

~The Chinese Food joke has been done before.

~Are they really throwing in a damn Lady Gaga joke? What does that have to do with vampires or werewolves?

~Did they really need to throw in a Jersey Shore joke too? BTW, they kind of stole that joke from SNL

I hope this movie sucks big time...