Miorry Nobitto

Okay, here are the rules:

1. Don't be a frikkin' a**hole. We have bouncers!
2. No posts on any "minor" sports - it's football, baseball, hoops, hockey and golf here.
3. Feel free to light up a stogie, but no blowin' smoke!
4. Grown-up rock 'n roll is defined by - well, if you don't know by now you never will.
5. We have a full liquor license and I am a certified bartender, so please tip generously.
6. NASCAR is absolutely, positively forbidden!
7. Happy Hour is from 4 to 6PM with half-priced beers and 10-cent wings.
8. We do not have ladies' night. This is a PUB, dammit!
9. The house band is the Saw Doctors.
10. I make the rules.