Miorry Nobitto

Beer for dogs! This might be the greatest fucking invention of all time. I mean, Nick the Stump-Tailed Cattle Dog has the potential to be the best drinking buddy ever. He listens to what I tell him, he knows to shut the fuck up most of the time, he doesn't give a shit what music I listen to or what channel I'm watching and we can go outside and piss together in the backyard. He doesn't ask me for any of my expensive cigars and he licks my feet when they stink. He just gets me. Hey Nick, you want a bowl or nice chilled mug?

Beer For Dogs