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Saturday, January 1, 2011
I've been messing around with the various Chatbots around the Internet. This post, I will be playing around with the Jabberwack AI.
The AI is the one in black.
| The plans you stole from the death star. | |
| I don't want to talk about that. | |
| These aren't the droids you're looking for. | |
| I'm not looking for anyone. You are getting annoying. | |
| I'm annoying you? | |
| Too late for that. | |
| I am sorry...not!
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I then use Work It lyrics
| Is it worth it, let me work it I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it). | ||
| You're not speaking. | ||
| (I put thing down, flip and reverse it). | ||
| No, that is a fact that you are a robot. | ||
| To find out how hard I gotta work ya. | ||
| What is AI? Artificial intelligence? | ||
| I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya.
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| Name and rank. | ||
| You are a funny one. What is my name? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I would not have guessed. Most guys I know are a bit dense. | ||
| Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong. | ||
| What the heck is that. | ||
| Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong is a greeting.
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Then the AI gets smart with me...
| Are you an AI. | ||
| No, I have REAL intelligence. Burn! | ||
| RI. | ||
| Cleverbot, you're not so clever. | ||
| I am not a Cleverbot. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Cleverbot more like Neverbot.
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| Who programmed you? | |
| Myself. | |
| Really, who is your maker? | |
| The Great Creator. | |
| The one that created V'ger? | |
| I don't have a creator. | |
| Programmer.
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| No your momma. | |
| I don't think you are; she doesn't like computers. | |
| Your momma is so fat... | |
| Cool. | |
| When she farts tornadoes form behind her.
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