Miorry Nobitto

Here's my question: How the hell did they ever get to name the restaurants Hooters? Not that I'm complainin', but would it be okay if I opened a chain of pubs called Tits or Funbags or Boobies or Sweater Meat or Bazongas or Mammaries or Bodacious Ta-tas or Yabos or Didddies? Cuz if I can then I'm lookin' for investors. Hooters needs competition and I'm just the guy to provide it. After all, I'm a certified Bahtendah, so that gives me a head start from the get-go, right?