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Steven Adler and the gesture that tells a thousand tales... (Pic: TMZ.com)

METRO - Steven Adler, one-time drummer with Guns N' Roses, has revealed that he was blown away when he caught sight of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler's penis, so big and mighty was the rock appendage. Adler apparently got a glimpse of his fellow musician's member while the latter was, err, entertaining several ladies at once. 'Those extending pills don't work - I've tried them!' he joked to TMZ during a chinwag on his tour bus in LA. 'After seeing Steven Tyler's rig with five different girls' hands wrapped around it, I'm lucky if I take my clothes off at all after that. I was devastated!' Tyler, dad of Lord Of The Rings actress Liv, once boasted that he'd never been turned down by anyone he attempted to charm into bed, claiming chicks pick up on the fact he's 'sensual and very rhythm-oriented'. In his new book, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, the 63-year-old reveals that he received rehab in the same hospital as Adler in 2008. Adler was kicked out of Guns N Roses in 1990 because his of chemical-fuelled antics.

I gotta tell ya, I totally believe this dude and I'll tell ya why. Most guys will never brag on another guy's unit because it kinda let's ya know that yours isn't that impressive. But hold on here (pun intended), five chicks' hands on the fireman all at once? If it's true, that would be beyond legendary. That would be legendariousness. Dream on, I say. Otherwise, Tyler's manhood needs to be sent directly to the Smithsonian for all the world to admire and feel jealous about. This firehose could be the subject of scrutiny and worship for years to come.  Steven Tyler - tripod.