Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Friday, March 4, 2011



CLEVELAND - The Lingerie Football League (LFL) is eager to cash in on a possible NFL lockout, with officials announcing Wednesday it is considering moving its games from Friday nights to Sunday afternoons if the national league's season is delayed or suspended, WKYC-TV reported. NFL owners emerged from a day-long session of mediated labor talks with the NFL Players Association on Wednesday and said no definitive decision had been made on whether to lock out the players, FOX Sports reported. The Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) between the two sides expires at midnight ET on Thursday. The LFL, a seven-on-seven league played by scantily-clad women, has expanded with three more franchises for its third season -- the Las Vegas Sin, Cleveland Crush and Green Bay Chill. Three-time Pro Bowler Bob Golic, the Executive Vice President of Football Operations for the Crush, said the league had "truly gained a lot of credibility both on and off-the-field over the past couple of seasons." In November, it was announced that Oklahoma City would also be receiving an expansion franchise for the upcoming season, only for the city's mayor, Mick Cornett, to publicly reject it, saying it would cause unnecessary issues for the area. "There are too many problems to list," Cornett said. "There are so many that I don't want to gravitate to just one."

Bring it on!!! Anyone know what channel has the Lingerie Red Zone? I'm being completely honest. If there's no NFL on Sundays this Fall, I'll be watching the LFL. Maybe join a fantasy league, drop a little cash on a few games. What else will there be to do? Pay attention!



CLEVELAND - The Lingerie Football League (LFL) is eager to cash in on a possible NFL lockout, with officials announcing Wednesday it is considering moving its games from Friday nights to Sunday afternoons if the national league's season is delayed or suspended, WKYC-TV reported. NFL owners emerged from a day-long session of mediated labor talks with the NFL Players Association on Wednesday and said no definitive decision had been made on whether to lock out the players, FOX Sports reported. The Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) between the two sides expires at midnight ET on Thursday. The LFL, a seven-on-seven league played by scantily-clad women, has expanded with three more franchises for its third season -- the Las Vegas Sin, Cleveland Crush and Green Bay Chill. Three-time Pro Bowler Bob Golic, the Executive Vice President of Football Operations for the Crush, said the league had "truly gained a lot of credibility both on and off-the-field over the past couple of seasons." In November, it was announced that Oklahoma City would also be receiving an expansion franchise for the upcoming season, only for the city's mayor, Mick Cornett, to publicly reject it, saying it would cause unnecessary issues for the area. "There are too many problems to list," Cornett said. "There are so many that I don't want to gravitate to just one."

Bring it on!!! Anyone know what channel has the Lingerie Red Zone? I'm being completely honest. If there's no NFL on Sundays this Fall, I'll be watching the LFL. Maybe join a fantasy league, drop a little cash on a few games. What else will there be to do? Pay attention!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Friday, December 10, 2010

 ESPNBoston.com
New England Patriots rookie linebacker Brandon Spikes has been suspended for four games for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing drugs, the team announced on Friday...

This guy is getting pretty interesting.  While a senior at Florida he tried to gouge an opponent's eye out.  Then we learned that he was dating Doc Rivers' daughter.  Next up, a sextape gets leaked to the interwebs.  And now this.  I can't wait for what's next.  Keep 'em comin' homeboy!

 ESPNBoston.com
New England Patriots rookie linebacker Brandon Spikes has been suspended for four games for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing drugs, the team announced on Friday...

This guy is getting pretty interesting.  While a senior at Florida he tried to gouge an opponent's eye out.  Then we learned that he was dating Doc Rivers' daughter.  Next up, a sextape gets leaked to the interwebs.  And now this.  I can't wait for what's next.  Keep 'em comin' homeboy!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010





Kelvin Taylor

Kelvin Taylor is Patriot's running back Fred Taylor's son.  All this sophomore running back did in his high school's latest playoff game was carry the ball for 437 yards and 5 touchdowns in a 35-29 victory.  It's reportedly the most yards ever in a single playoff game in the state of Florida.  As in, EVER.

Meanwhile, Kelvin's dad has 107 yards on 29 attempts for the entire season.  Yo Fred, what do we gotta do to get shorty here in Foxboro?





Kelvin Taylor

Kelvin Taylor is Patriot's running back Fred Taylor's son.  All this sophomore running back did in his high school's latest playoff game was carry the ball for 437 yards and 5 touchdowns in a 35-29 victory.  It's reportedly the most yards ever in a single playoff game in the state of Florida.  As in, EVER.

Meanwhile, Kelvin's dad has 107 yards on 29 attempts for the entire season.  Yo Fred, what do we gotta do to get shorty here in Foxboro?

Monday, December 6, 2010



...A true original, funny as hell, one tough sumbitch and a better QB than most people remember.  Don Meredith is one of the main reasons tonight's game between the Pats and Jets is as big an event as it is.  Along with Frank Gifford (originally Keith Jackson) and Howard Cosell, Dandy Don made Monday Night Football appointment viewing for a young kid growing up in Massachusetts and millions of others across America.  They (along with ABC execs like Roone Arledge & Don Ohlmeyer, director Chet Forte and NFL Commissioner Pete Rozelle) are as responsible as anyone for why the NFL is the juggernaut it is today.  Dandy Don, truly one of the cornerstones on which the church of the NFL was built. "Turn out the lights, the party's over..."








...A true original, funny as hell, one tough sumbitch and a better QB than most people remember.  Don Meredith is one of the main reasons tonight's game between the Pats and Jets is as big an event as it is.  Along with Frank Gifford (originally Keith Jackson) and Howard Cosell, Dandy Don made Monday Night Football appointment viewing for a young kid growing up in Massachusetts and millions of others across America.  They (along with ABC execs like Roone Arledge & Don Ohlmeyer, director Chet Forte and NFL Commissioner Pete Rozelle) are as responsible as anyone for why the NFL is the juggernaut it is today.  Dandy Don, truly one of the cornerstones on which the church of the NFL was built. "Turn out the lights, the party's over..."






Friday, December 3, 2010

We already knew Antonio Cromartie was a dick - and a busy one at that.  Nine kids/eight women/six states.  "Hello, Guinness, do you have a category for spewing semen around the countryside?"  Now we know his agent is a shiteball too.  You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.  How itchy are these two toilet seats?
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From The Associated Press
WASHINGTON -- Longtime agent Gary Wichard was suspended by the NFL Players Association on Friday for nine months for his role in a recruiting scandal involving the University of North Carolina...Wichard, an agent since 1980, was suspended for his involvement with Marvin Austin, a former Tar Heels player who was dismissed from the team in October. Among his NFL clients are Dwight Freeney, Jason Taylor, Antonio Cromartie, Elvis Dumervil, Terrell Suggs and Darren Sproles. The union said Wichard agreed to the nine-month suspension and waived his right to appeal. Wichard did not immediately respond to a request from The Associated Press for comment. Earlier this season, the NCAA investigated the longtime friendship between former Tar Heels assistant coach John Blake, who resigned in September, and Wichard. Lawyers for both men said Wichard loaned money to Blake, though they denied there was any agreement for Blake to steer players to Wichard when they went to the NFL. In its ruling, the NFLPA said the California-based Wichard is suspended beginning Dec. 1, "for having impermissible communication with University of North Carolina player Marvin Austin at a time Austin was not eligible for the NFL draft under the NFL/NFLPA Collective Bargaining Agreement."

We already knew Antonio Cromartie was a dick - and a busy one at that.  Nine kids/eight women/six states.  "Hello, Guinness, do you have a category for spewing semen around the countryside?"  Now we know his agent is a shiteball too.  You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.  How itchy are these two toilet seats?
{eot}
 



From The Associated Press
WASHINGTON -- Longtime agent Gary Wichard was suspended by the NFL Players Association on Friday for nine months for his role in a recruiting scandal involving the University of North Carolina...Wichard, an agent since 1980, was suspended for his involvement with Marvin Austin, a former Tar Heels player who was dismissed from the team in October. Among his NFL clients are Dwight Freeney, Jason Taylor, Antonio Cromartie, Elvis Dumervil, Terrell Suggs and Darren Sproles. The union said Wichard agreed to the nine-month suspension and waived his right to appeal. Wichard did not immediately respond to a request from The Associated Press for comment. Earlier this season, the NCAA investigated the longtime friendship between former Tar Heels assistant coach John Blake, who resigned in September, and Wichard. Lawyers for both men said Wichard loaned money to Blake, though they denied there was any agreement for Blake to steer players to Wichard when they went to the NFL. In its ruling, the NFLPA said the California-based Wichard is suspended beginning Dec. 1, "for having impermissible communication with University of North Carolina player Marvin Austin at a time Austin was not eligible for the NFL draft under the NFL/NFLPA Collective Bargaining Agreement."




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Okay, so firemen are cool, saving people and all that shit, but there's only one guy (and he doesn't form the letters anywhere near as well as he used to - Ed's clearly gettin' lazy). At The Razor we're talking total synchronicity and choreography here. Sixty thousand people puttin' on a spontaneous winter spectacle of snow volcanoes and fireworks. Friggin' Ice Capades! Foxboro wins hands down.




Vs.



Okay, so firemen are cool, saving people and all that shit, but there's only one guy (and he doesn't form the letters anywhere near as well as he used to - Ed's clearly gettin' lazy). At The Razor we're talking total synchronicity and choreography here. Sixty thousand people puttin' on a spontaneous winter spectacle of snow volcanoes and fireworks. Friggin' Ice Capades! Foxboro wins hands down.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Huh?



You have absolutely got to be shitting me. Muthafucker rocks the end zone, points to the heavens and the laundry gets tossed? No shit, if I was this kid I'd stick the little bally part of the flag down the ref's throat, get another 15, get tossed and then puke on his shoes. Did the coach stick up for this dude? If not, fire his pussy ass too. This is why the fuckin' Taliban is kickin' our ass. Hey ref - grow some balls, show your balls, overhaul your balls and find a fuckin' sack to keep 'em in. Ridonkulous...

Huh?



You have absolutely got to be shitting me. Muthafucker rocks the end zone, points to the heavens and the laundry gets tossed? No shit, if I was this kid I'd stick the little bally part of the flag down the ref's throat, get another 15, get tossed and then puke on his shoes. Did the coach stick up for this dude? If not, fire his pussy ass too. This is why the fuckin' Taliban is kickin' our ass. Hey ref - grow some balls, show your balls, overhaul your balls and find a fuckin' sack to keep 'em in. Ridonkulous...