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Monday, April 18, 2011
YouTube - British police have released dramatic footage of a high-speed car chase in which a car thief tried to evade officers by crashing a stolen Mercedes C180 through a rail crossing barrier. The June 2010 incident began when 20-year-old Terence Fowler refused to pull over for police and tried to get away at over 90 miles (145 kilometres) an hour. During the pursuit, Fowler overtook vehicles in the face of oncoming traffic and, at one point, knocked off another car's wing mirror. Police gave up their chase when Fowler smashed through the rail crossing barrier moments before the arrival of a high-speed train. Police found the car abandoned and arrested Fowler after finding his blood on the broken windscreen. Fowler admitted dangerous driving at Peterborough Crown Court and was jailed for 3.5 years on Thursday.
Balls the size of church bells. It takes some serious stones to drive through that train track barrier when you know there's a high-speed train comin' down the pike. I guess some prison time will bring down the swelling.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Naked woman arrested on Phoenix light rail train
Phoenix - A transient has been arrested after stripping on a light rail train in Phoenix and then allegedly hitting and spitting on a Phoenix police officer trying to arrest her. Police say 25-year-old Nicole Annette Antone removed all of her clothing while the train was moving Wednesday night near 19th Avenue and Camelback Road. Authorities believe Antone was under the influence of drugs at the time. Officers tried to arrest Antone, but they say she twisted and pulled her body to avoid being taken into custody. She's accused of spitting on and hitting the face and hair of a police officer. The Arizona Republic says Antone was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault of an officer, indecent exposure, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. It's unclear whether she has a lawyer yet.
What is it about trains? They've lonf been a Freudian symbol for sex, especially the image of a train going into a tunnel. No mention of a tunnel here, but ya gotta wonder if maybe Nicole started gettin' a little moist in the crotchal area if the train was rumblin' and bumblin' toward some underpass. Can't blame her - we all get urges. I feel ya, Nicole. All aboard!
Friday, March 11, 2011
This starts out great. Totally sucked me in. We got a couple of comatose Asians ridin' the train lookin' like they either just got an armload of smack or drank a gallon of sake. Fantastic beginning. I'm rubbing my hands together in anticipation of what's gonna happen next. But there's no freakin' ending! What happened when the doors opened? Did they start to puke at the next stop? Are they some kind of real life zombies re-charging before their next kill? Is this just a retarded stunt? Do they have some exotic, bird flu disease that's gonna invade America? Is this how ninjas prepare to time travel and transport to their next mysterious mission? Unfortunately, we'll never know. YouTube, you fickle, fickle, bitch! You seduce us with your wily sensuality and cunning charm and then just walk away leaving us holding a raging woody. Damn you!
Love Always My Sweet,
-The Bahtendah
Friday, February 11, 2011
That's Efficiency 101. Don't let 'em stop! None of this loading and unloading bullshit. Just roll through town and if people need a ride they can figure it out. Train will never need a break job and it probably cuts down on the hobo factor, too. All aboard!
That's Efficiency 101. Don't let 'em stop! None of this loading and unloading bullshit. Just roll through town and if people need a ride they can figure it out. Train will never need a break job and it probably cuts down on the hobo factor, too. All aboard!
