Miorry Nobitto

First of all, alleged, alleged, alleged (Hey, I'm not getting boned up the corn-hole in a 9x9 cell for posting some underage, Twiggy-looking, anorexic daughter of a redneck one-hit wonder that I got no way of verifying, okay?).  Second of all, who gives a flying fuck?  Chick looks like Peppermint Patty, has a voice like a pack-a-day 60-year old and sings (?) songs that'll make you stomp your iPod to death for fuckin' up your ears for the rest of your life.  But, err, do ya think I still have a shot?  Cuz I kinda like the flannel shirt...