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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
This is how to roll. Flood? No problem. Torrential downpour? No problem. Need to be rescued? Not necessarily. Grab a bottle of vino and ride out the disaster. Rock on, you hero!
This is how to roll. Flood? No problem. Torrential downpour? No problem. Need to be rescued? Not necessarily. Grab a bottle of vino and ride out the disaster. Rock on, you hero!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
TheChronicle
Bull sharks seen in flooded streets
Two bull sharks have been spotted swimming past the McDonald’s restaurant in Goodna. Goodna butcher Steve Bateman saw one of the sharks swimming through the flooded waters of Williams Street near his bucher’s shop in the St Ives shopping centre yesterday. There were several reports of another shark spotted in Queen Street, the main street through Goodna. Bull sharks have been spotted in the Goodna sections of the Bremer River previously, with fishermen regularly catching them from the Goodna boat ramp. Ipswich councillor for the Goodna region Paul Tully said while it may sound almost too bizarre to be real, the shark sighting was valid...
Okay. so we've all seen the footage of the Australian floods, but how bat-shit crazy is this? You survived the flood, you're feelin' a little hungry since the bong took you through the disaster and now you just want some fries from Mickey-D's to pull you through. What? Some freakin' shark is bustin' your chops? Well, hells bells, ain't this a bitch? Time for a Filet Of Fish, bro. Pay attention!
TheChronicle
Bull sharks seen in flooded streets
Two bull sharks have been spotted swimming past the McDonald’s restaurant in Goodna. Goodna butcher Steve Bateman saw one of the sharks swimming through the flooded waters of Williams Street near his bucher’s shop in the St Ives shopping centre yesterday. There were several reports of another shark spotted in Queen Street, the main street through Goodna. Bull sharks have been spotted in the Goodna sections of the Bremer River previously, with fishermen regularly catching them from the Goodna boat ramp. Ipswich councillor for the Goodna region Paul Tully said while it may sound almost too bizarre to be real, the shark sighting was valid...
Okay. so we've all seen the footage of the Australian floods, but how bat-shit crazy is this? You survived the flood, you're feelin' a little hungry since the bong took you through the disaster and now you just want some fries from Mickey-D's to pull you through. What? Some freakin' shark is bustin' your chops? Well, hells bells, ain't this a bitch? Time for a Filet Of Fish, bro. Pay attention!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
news.com.au
Couple floating on dolls rescued on Yarra River
A COUPLE floating down Melbourne's Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll about 4.30pm (AEDT) on Sunday. The woman grabbed hold of a tree that was floating in the river. The man stayed with her and they yelled for help, police say. A passer-by contacted triple zero and police and SES went to the scene. A kayaker took life jackets to the pair and the SES attended with a boat and rescued the pair. They were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention. Police say the fate of the dolls is unknown.
I gues if you have to ride out a flood, you might as well do it on a sex doll. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!
news.com.au
Couple floating on dolls rescued on Yarra River
A COUPLE floating down Melbourne's Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll about 4.30pm (AEDT) on Sunday. The woman grabbed hold of a tree that was floating in the river. The man stayed with her and they yelled for help, police say. A passer-by contacted triple zero and police and SES went to the scene. A kayaker took life jackets to the pair and the SES attended with a boat and rescued the pair. They were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention. Police say the fate of the dolls is unknown.
I gues if you have to ride out a flood, you might as well do it on a sex doll. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!
