Showing posts with label sex doll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex doll. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011


Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Flying Off Shelves

POPEATER - Can't be tamed is right! As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough to worry about, now she's got a dirty doppelganger on the market. An inflatable Miley Cyrus sex doll named "Finally Mylie" from Pipedream Products has reportedly become such a hot ticket item that stores can't meet the demand. Pipedream Products' Kevin Johnson says of the doll, "We are completely sold out already -- it's been on the market for less than 48 hours." While the doll, which comes with "3 achey love holes," hasn't caused a legal battle yet, Pipedream is preparing for a backlash. "I have seen those [lawsuit] rumors circling online," says Johnson. "That probably means it will happen soon enough." Although being immortalized in latex probably isn't the legacy Cyrus intended on leaving behind, at least she's in good company: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have all received the same treatment.

Do people actually screw these things? I gotta believe most people just collect them as a curiosity and hope to sell 'em as a collectible or on "Antiques Roadshow" right? Because if people are actually screwin' these things it seems pretty perverted. I mean, do they actually believe they're screwin' Miley for a few minutes? I know one thing though, if this doll comes with that grating, whiny, hoarse voice of hers I wouldn't touch it with your dick. Chick sounds like like fingernails on a chalkboard....

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

WTF?

Yarra River inflatable doll
news.com.au
Couple floating on dolls rescued on Yarra River
A COUPLE floating down Melbourne's Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll about 4.30pm (AEDT) on Sunday. The woman grabbed hold of a tree that was floating in the river. The man stayed with her and they yelled for help, police say. A passer-by contacted triple zero and police and SES went to the scene. A kayaker took life jackets to the pair and the SES attended with a boat and rescued the pair. They were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention. Police say the fate of the dolls is unknown.

I gues if you have to ride out a flood, you might as well do it on a sex doll. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!

WTF?

Yarra River inflatable doll
news.com.au
Couple floating on dolls rescued on Yarra River
A COUPLE floating down Melbourne's Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll about 4.30pm (AEDT) on Sunday. The woman grabbed hold of a tree that was floating in the river. The man stayed with her and they yelled for help, police say. A passer-by contacted triple zero and police and SES went to the scene. A kayaker took life jackets to the pair and the SES attended with a boat and rescued the pair. They were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention. Police say the fate of the dolls is unknown.

I gues if you have to ride out a flood, you might as well do it on a sex doll. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!